Impact Wrestling Hits
Moose vs. Jake Something for the TNA Championship: It was a very good night for Jake Something with strong opening and closing matches on the same show. The main event was a good win Moose, and Jake was protected by having already worked the tables match earlier in the show. In other words, Impact can come back to this match and I hope they do when the time is right.
Deaner vs. Jake Something in a tables match: Deaner has spent a lot of time in Impact over the years and this felt like his most important match to date. Both men worked as mid-card comedy characters before their recent gimmick overhauls turned them into more serious acts, and they both seemed very motivated to make strong impressions. Tables matches rarely do much for me, but these guys worked really hard and produced one of the better versions of the gimmick match.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to kick off Bleeding Cool s live coverage of Impact Wrestling s No Surrender quasi-PPV, airing only for subscribers of Impact Plus. Chad McMahon and Jude Terror will be joining me for tonight s coverage. In the spirit of socialism, the posts will be evenly distributed to all, so each of us will cover three matches.
One day, El Presidente vows that the capitalist pigs who control the means of production at Bleeding Cool will die like dogs, but until that day comes, comrades, I must play their game and insert this SEO keyword-rich text into my article. But El Presidente shall have his revenge!
Howdy, folks. Chad McMahon here, bring the appropriate level of seriousness to these Impact No Surrender results, which is more than The Chadster can say for my colleagues, El Presidente and Jude Terror, who are unfortunately joining The Chadster for tonight s coverage. And by the way, El Presidente had a really rude, personal question for The Chadster at the end of his first article. No, for your information, The Chadster s wife Keighleyanne isn t here tonight. She had some personal business to take care of, and she s a little upset that The Chadster said we were going to spend Valentine s Day watching tomorrow s NXT PPV. But everything in The Chadster s personal life is absolutely fine, and furthermore, none of your business. Now, if you ll excuse The Chadster, he has something really important to do.