Howdy, folks. Chad McMahon here, bring the appropriate level of seriousness to these Impact No Surrender results, which is more than The Chadster can say for my colleagues, El Presidente and Jude Terror, who are unfortunately joining The Chadster for tonight's coverage. And by the way, El Presidente had a really rude, personal question for The Chadster at the end of his first article. No, for your information, The Chadster's wife Keighleyanne isn't here tonight. She had some personal business to take care of, and she's a little upset that The Chadster said we were going to spend Valentine's Day watching tomorrow's NXT PPV. But everything in The Chadster's personal life is absolutely fine, and furthermore, none of your business. Now, if you'll excuse The Chadster, he has something really important to do.