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American history. A former Vice President but a warning the nation against reelected his old running mate. Thats tonight on these good evening. Im abby phillip in new york, and tonight, former Vice President mike pads, making a Cleaner Break with trumpism that was years in the making. Finally, he is saying out loud, the trump cannot be given the keys to the oval office. Again it should come as no surprise that i will not be endorsing donald trump this year. I cannot in good conscience endorsed donald trump in this campaign. You can now add pads to the everexpanding list. A former donald Trump Officials who say that the former president should not ever stepped foot in the white house. Again just let that sink in. This is a list that is quite long at this point among them, his former Attorney General, bill barr is like a nineyearold defiant nine yearold kid is always pushing the glass toward the edge of the table, defying his parents to stop them from doing it his former National Securit
Cnn newsroom. Im Paula Reid In Washington tonight in russia, president Vladimir Putin is proclaiming Russian Unity after polls closed in a three today president ial election, with no genuine Opponent Running against him. Putin is expected to win, keeping him in office until 2030 and continuing as russias longestserving leader since soviet dictator Joseph Stalin cnns Matthew Chance is in moscow matthew, what else did putin have to say tonight well, it was a, an extraordinary post election sort of makeshift Press Conference, Ad Hoc Press Conference that he gave two members of the press, the local press the Foreign Press as well. There were members, theyre asking various questions. He just finished giving his thank you speech to volunteers and to supporters in the auditorium, saying that the election victory, that the final results hasnt come in yet, but the election victory a represented essentially, and im paraphrasing him here. A mandate for his continued work in the country, which we