east coast. that s just the way it is. here comes the five. hello, everybody. i m jesse watters along with judge jeanine perio, jessica tarlov, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld. it s 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. the northeast. are we having an earthquake? seriously. are we having an earthquake? there was an earthquake in tribeca. the entire building just moved. [bleep]! holy [bleep]! earthquake can t be thousand the air, of course, made the v watchable. i don t know how to do from y ptsd from this cataclysmic effects. i hope we get past this. i have been fielding a lot of calls from people, though, that didn t feel it. people in the u. are just as excited or is damaged by this story. imagine if the media were just as affected by real calamities, whether it s a border or a crime wave for inflation. hey, i don t eat at mcdonald s. what do i care? actually didn t come to work. jesse: no! greg: some people in new york were told not to