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>> jessica: certainly for the climate. that's what i'm supposed to say, right? no, but throwing shade on new jersey, the way kathy hochul said it happened west, when you're talking about an entire state. >> jesse: i was nearly at the epicenter when it just gotten off the phone with my decorator, and -- i know, this is my life. >> jessica: it's all she talks about, actually. >> judge jeanine: jessica will confirm that. the thing that struck we all ar. we are just mother nature's toys to play with. >> katie: i didn't feel it, so i'm california are laughing at us. i'm from the west coast, so they tell you to go into the doorway if there's an earthquake, and there's no training for that around here. there's no worries about a volcano erupting or anything. i? it's sausage. >> greg: the only interesting thing is if you watch animals. he was looking at the window,ha. >> jesse: anyway, we are fine, america. don't worry. >> judge jeanine: we hope they are fine. your to-do list can be...a lot. ♪ [ cellphone whooshes ] [ sighs ] that's why progressive makes it easy to save with a commercial auto quote online so you can take on all your others to-dos. already did. see if you could save at progressivecommercial.com. here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost. ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: the rock is delivering a smack down on the biden campaign. dwayne johnson is refusing to back joe biden this year after lending his endorsement in the last election. the superstar drop kicking the sorry state of biden's america while speaking with fox & friends. >> am i happy with the state of america right now? that answer is no the endorsement i made years ago with biden is what i thought was the best decision for me at that time. am i going to do that again this year? my answer is no. i'm not going to do that. because i realized what that because back then was something that tears me up in my guts. back then and now, which is division. my goal is to bring our country together. >> judge jeanine: and as joe biden loses big time celebrities, his pals in the media are finding new ridiculous ways to attack donald trump and his voters, like bringing on a cold expert. it's not permanent and people wake up and there embarrassed and ashamed, as i filled in 1976. it is important that people not just yell at people who are still trapped in this delusion. ask questions in a respectful, curious way that gets them to start realizing they have been conned and that their minds have been hijacked. >> judge jeanine: katie, i don't know who that guy is, but he apparently has a solution to taking trump voters away from trump. we are living in an alternate reality. why do you think he says that? >> katie: i don't think he really knows what he's talking about. he's a weird cult expert, someone jesse might have on his show. did you interview him for your book? >> jesse: thanks for reminding of her buddy about the book. >> katie: i think what the rock was saying was interesting in the sense that we are dealing with the same situation we were dealing with in terms of candidates as we were in 2020. here we are again, and he is saying he made a mistake essentially by endorsing joe biden. and he talks about the reason why he endorsed him as he wanted to bring the country together, and joe biden ran on division, and clearly none of that has been fulfilled over the past four years. and he's on this idea of bringing everyone together and that everyone should agree on these things, he pushes back on the woke agenda, but he wants someone who is a president for everybody, and he has been a far left divisive president, and people are starting to realize that in the sense of admitting they are wrong about what the choices are that they made publicly in 2020. >> judge jeanine: one of the things he talks about, he talks about the woke and cancel culture, and he says it is more important that you be real and honest and not worry about being canceled. easy for him to say. >> greg: you know what, if that's what he said on the air, imagine what he really feels. because he was tiptoeing through the tulips on that topic. generally they don't want to say anything, and it's true, it's only big stars who can speak up because they can withstand whatever follows. they are not going to be canceled. that's what it is important. clint eastwood had to wait, arnold schwarzenegger had to wait, sly stallone, bruce willis. these guys were not liberals. most of them were republicans, but they couldn't speak out until they were big enough, because they couldn't be canceled by the awful publicists in hollywood. but i have to point out that cult expert guy looks like a heaven's gate member who missed the comment. remember they were trying to jump on a comet? if trump is a cult, it's the worst cult history, because people come and go as they please. everything is wholly transparent, there's nothing secretive about it, and people seem to be having a good time. they don't seem terrified of reprisals. if this is a cult, so is oktoberfest. i think what you can say about trump, it's more like an ism, like a favorite team. the route for your guy and against the other guy but you can still hang out with the oths fans. it's not a big deal. but the other team can't do it. people who are pro-trump have no problems pulling over and help you change a tire. they don't care if you got a biden bumper sticker on your card. they'll do it. it's not a two-way street. >> judge jeanine: okay. jesse, the last time we had a former president run against a sitting president was when grover cleveland ran against benjamin harrison, okay? i didn't know either. right now it's bad news for biden, because everyone is asking, when you think about it, the was your life better under trump or biden? and 60% say their life is bad under biden, only 47% say it was bad under trump. >> jesse: that is why it is so easy to vote this year. four years ago you had the guy. it wasn't like you don't remember what it was like four years ago. everybody remembers. the only person who doesn't remember is an old elderly man with a hazy memory. but that's the advantage as a voter, it is still fresh. that's why people are now saying, wait a second, i don't like where we are going. and the rock -- i think this is a business move. he's on the board of are tryingo is socially shame people are being associated with the trump movement. and you don't want to be associated with them all. but deep down, they are jealous they don't have the kind of passion that trump voters have for trump. >> judge jeanine: jessica, it is true. they barely show can alienate people when you put a perspective out there like that. he's a smart businessman. he could very well vote for joe biden again. he's just not going to talk about it. i think that was an interesting undercurrent that will didn't really push them on. he didn't say, "what does that mean?" he just said the endorsement lead to love division and that tears me up, because he is someone liked by people on the left and the right, and that's a pretty rare thing. there are very few iconic people beloved on both sides. but you said in your lead-in question to jesse, it's just bad news for biden. the jobs report today was a monster. >> greg: wait three months. >> jessica: and the part-time jobs, and there is a trend but . >> jessica: it is a jump ball. if this was the worst economy in the world, which is what you would say about it, there is no way that we would be even close to this. it would be a runaway for the person on the top of the republican ticket. and it's not, because people no wage growth is up. it's passing the rate of inflation. unemployment, 3.8% 26 months straight. we haven't seen that since the 1960s. you have to give some level of credit where credit is due. you have to. >> greg: i just zoned out, jessica. i was looking at notes for the next segment. >> judge jeanine: you have to give credit to the american people who assimilate this and make their own judgment. >> jessica: sure, and they voted for biden and i'll do it again. >> judge jeanine: coming up, a bombshell study blowing up everything the left has been pushing on transgender children, jessica. ♪ ♪ experience the thrill of fly fishing from our expert guides along north america's finest trout stream. explore thousands of acres of wilderness on majestic trails. then replenish at our world class spa. and when the sun goes down, enjoy an intimate country music concert. this summer, discover the west kept secret. book your all inclusive luxury experience at three forks ranch.com. dangerous ladders. gutter muck. yuck. no wonder you hate cleaning your gutters. good thing there's leaffilter. our patented filter technology keeps leaves and debris out of your gutters forever. guaranteed. call 833- leaffilter to get started. and get the permanent gutter solution that ends clogs for good. they took the time to answer all of our questions. they really put us at ease. end clogged gutters for good. call 833.leaf.filter, or visit leaffilter.com today. it's better outside with ninja. cookouts are better with master grills that char, barbecue smoke, and air fry. weekends are better with life proof coolers that keep ice for days and have fridge-temperature drawers for dry foods, because everything is better without soggy sandwiches. it's better outside with ninja. billy: one second, grandma. this guy is going to buy my car. okay? 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and he was going to be held accountable for things like chloe cole going through this and never getting her life back? >> greg: the people who need that study won't listen to it, because they have to admit that what they believed in and what they did created a horror. there are two types of people, the people who said this all along and the people who mocked them for saying it. they need to be held accountable for this because it forced parents to be extra brave and have to deal with being called names are being told they have blood on their hands because their kid was going to kill themselves. this was a luxury belief, the gender affirmation movement, and the reason why it is so dangerous, it removed the basic foundation for a period of life where stability was a necessity. when you are a child, you have to learn to read, to do math, learn how to communicate with others, behaves, and you remove the foundation, the stability, their identity, because it is somehow edgy or trendy. this was a social contagion that spread on social media, conferred positive attention and made you fashionable, mostly by people holding these luxury beliefs, which are basically activists, some teachers, some were parents who had much house and by proxy. so the socially virtuous adult can confer an unstable belief at no cost to them unto a child. the child suffers, the adult doesn't come and that's what you have. >> katie: judge, a lot of this has been endorsed by adults and children should have these surgeries and take these puberty blockers, which the u.k. has banned as a result, and at the same time we know now the study has proven what we already knew, that people grow out of this most of the time. the number of transition surgeries for children is going up by a significant percentage. >> judge jeanine: the sad part about this is that, when you are a parent, you see your child go through changes. my son was convinced that he was going to be a basketball player. that was it. there was nothing that was going to stop him. and my daughter was convinced that she was going to be a veterinarian, okay? they go through stages. and you just kind of go along with it, but you don't allow them to mutilate their bodies. i mean, we don't allow kids to have sex free to call it statutory rape if they are under the age of 17. will he allow them to change their organs as if that's not a big deal. i think the parents who are bullied into it, being told that your child is going to commit suicide, i mean, they need to understand that there are other issues, that the d transitioners , 55% of them said they had other issues that are medical and psychological that no one even assess them for. 39% of them said that they had other problems that could have been explained if they had only allowed them to go along with whatever identifying the problem. >> katie: jessica, now that we have the science about that thee a basketball player, because that's not something they going to a psychiatrist for. to get through this, you have tn says -- >> greg: they also advocate for these horrible home on things and everything >> jessica: you can't use the people are actually experts as experts? >> greg: no one takes them seriously. the ama and the apa have these f drugs and the surgery, but these individual victims of this ideology say that t the doctors just gave puberty blockers after one meeting with them. "they sign me up for surgery after three meetings and didn't send me to a mental health care clinic for us." they engaged in it for financial gain and to be part of this new ideology that everybody thought was going to be the next thing. >> jesse: so surgeons can only make so much money until they invent new surgeries. when plastic surgery came around, a lot of surgeons got very wealthy. and that's fine. on adults. 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[shouting] oh, my god, it's biting her foot! it got her shoe! >> jessica: tmz getting a hold of that footage of a raccoon attacking innocent bystanders waiting in line for roller coasters at hersheypark. two people taken to the hospital as a precaution. you and i had the same reaction. how scary for the raccoon. >> greg: i had a couple reactions. tmz is really desperate. >> jessica: after they messed up the kate middleton stuff. >> jessica: he was just having a premonition about the earthquake. animals act strange for an earthquake. he was trying to notify, to alert these people! "get out, get out, an earthquake is coming! you will be crushed by a chocolate! mounds and mounds of delicious chocolate! solid chocolate!" that's my dream. >> jessica: katie? >> katie: raccoons, if there they were larger -- and there are some very large raccoons -- would run the world. and if they are attacking people they are probably rabid. if there is a raccoon near you, try to get away as soon as possible. they can be really aggressive and smart and obnoxious. so stay away from them. they look cute but they are not. >> jessica: you do you know any americans? >> judge jeanine: i don't know any. my dog killen once. i thought she had a toy in her mouth and it was a dead raccoon. when we are out of the middle of the date the problem, too. stay away from them and that's the end of it. >> jesse: nobody has any doubts about my masculinity. with that said, i'm terrified of rabid raccoons. if that was me, i would throw a pregnant woman like you right in front of the raccoon and run away. >> katie: you know what i would do? i would make a hat out of it. >> judge jeanine: all right, katie! >> greg: remember when you and i went to hersheypark? >> judge jeanine: no. >> jesse: you aren't allowed on the roller coaster? >> greg: never mind. >> jessica: first step, it was winnie the pooh, then mickey, and now bambi has been turned into a killing machine and a brand-new horror movie called "bambi: the reckoning." >> jessica: do you have any interest in these horror disney flicks? >> judge jeanine: i think they just ran out of animals. >> jessica: or ideas. >> judge jeanine: or ideas. >> katie: i'm going to fact-check them a little. it doesn't look like a deer to me. looks like an elk or maybe a red stag. it doesn't look like a deer. i think they got that wrong. >> jessica: greg? >> katie: they need a consultant. >> greg: i think they've gone far enough. think of all of the other animals. for example, winnie the pooh could be a serial killer, right? mr. ed could be a hit man. lassie could be a terrorist. flipper could be an undersea gang leader. this could be my new fox nation series. >> jessica: i love when you prepare for "the fastest." "we need to put as a serial killer." >> jesse: i wonder about the casting. don't see it. something about that. >> greg: one of the guys has to wear a red hat. >> jessica: finally, if you're going to fake a sick day, try not telling your coworkers. a high school teacher in ohio could get axed for faking sick days so she could attend a concert in nashville. she got busted after telling your colleagues about her plans. who does that? >> judge jeanine: a lot of people. a lot of people are excited about what they are going to do, so they are bragging about it and they are stupid. just keep your own private life away from people at work. they are jealous and they're going to report you. >> jessica: i would never report you. >> judge jeanine: i never did that. >> jesse: this teacher is probably teaching crt all day long. if she takes a sick day and gets caught and now she gets fired, priorities, jessica. priorities. >> greg: at least she's not banging the students. >> jesse: grad! >> greg: we have had some bad stories lately and my bar is very low these days. >> judge jeanine: i'll bet. >> katie: i don't know about that. some companies say you have so many days, that you don't have to distinguish. i'll be out, don't worry about it. >> greg: are you taking time t off prepregnancyo ? i think you should work all that up t eneo the day, pop it rightt on "the five." >> jessica: that would be great ratings. great ratings. ) demo, too. >> jessica: i do what i can for the team. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ i love your dress. oh thanks! i splurged a little because liberty mutual customized my car insurance and i saved hundreds. that's great. i know, right? i've been telling everyone. baby: liberty. did you hear that? ty just said her first word. can you say “mama”? baby: liberty. can you say “auntie”? baby: liberty. how many people did you tell? only pay for what you need. jingle: ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ baby: ♪ liberty. ♪ if you could make something -- >> judge jeanine: if you could make something that is legal now illegal. >> greg: that's stupid. >> jessica: that was a great question. oh, you want at the other way. >> greg: if something is illegal, what would you like it to be? >> judge jeanine: you want to reverse it? so you want i said it, i'm going to be the madam in the whorehouse. >> greg: i would like murder to be legal. oh, wait, it already is, it's called abortion. next question! >> jessica: greg, it's friday! >> greg: do you always play it safe, or are you a risk-taker? >> katie: depends. >> greg: you seem like you are a risk-taker at night but you play it safe during the day. she goes hunting at night! >> katie: hunting and adventurous things like skydiving. >> greg: you skydive? >> katie: i have skydive. >> jessica: skydiven. >> katie: i'm a risk-taker, things that make my mother nervous. and other things, i try to think them through more cautiously. >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: risk. no risk, no gain. >> greg: no fun. >> jessica: that's what you need in a madam. >> greg: she's a madam with a heart of gold. jessica, you got out of the business a long time ago and started to raise a family. >> jessica: i'm a mother now. >> greg: i feel like we are doing an episode of "deadwood." that was a great show, huh? jesse? >> jesse: we are going to go risk. >> greg: jesse, risk? did you say anything? i'm a big play-it-safer. >> judge jeanine: no, you're not! >> greg: except with this. >> judge jeanine: yeah, right. >> greg: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ what's missing? the andean condor? no, walnut-brain! pigeons! they'd rather name a team after socks! to be fair, we're not very athletic. . >> before we get to one more thing check out football, the united league at 4:00 on sunday when the houston rough necks take on the dc defenders on fox. ♪ >> avoided being captured on video by dressing up as a trash bag. only the person's slippers were visible during the heist as they scooped off with the package. a true mask of disguise or just plain trash. >> they should have worn socks. >> that was pretty swept. >> just a very hottest person, right? do you think that that's somehow bad? >> tonight -- what show do we have -- first time on the show, he's great. absolutely disgusting news. now, all right, check this. disgustingly repulsive news. somebody is slow today. are you guys okay? check this out. a disgusting little baby elephant rolling around in a zoo in syracuse. i wonder if they felt the quake? oh, my god, i can't belief what happened. the baby elephant's twin wanted nothing to do with the mischief and walked right away when the sibling got to rolling. little baby elephants are so adorable, i wonder how they managed the quick. what do you think? >> your burka joke, that was very good. i've met a lot of people at the table who didn't get it. i'm looking at it, judge. the solar eclipse is on monday. but before we do it, you need to get these glasses. we just put america on front of the word and then it became a fox thing. special coverage on fox weathe