The Levelling Up and Regeneration Bill, which was in the Queen s Speech, will enshrine a name change vote in law. 45 streets and statues are in the process of being cancelled in London.
Changing street names will no longer be possible without first holding small-scale referenda under government plans to stop local heritage being wiped out by woke campaign groups.
Or a combination of any or all of the above?
For inspiration, we can look to Birmingham where this week the city council chose the names of six new streets on a cohesion/shared values theme. As you do nowadays.
Locals can now look forward to living in Humanity Close, Equality Road, Diversity Grove, Respect Way, Inspire Avenue and Destiny Road. (I get the feeling they were running out of virtue-signalling steam with the last one).
We re pretty keen on the jargon of inclusion ourselves, so surely we could do even better than that around here?
Surely, we could have our own Equality Streets. (Other confectionery-related place names are available).