a little bit. you know? at one point when we were spending time with josh, he actually received a postcard from a friend who had been recently released from prison unexpectedly. 17 years this clown has known me and he can t spell my name right. it s easy to spell. p-i-k-e. he spells it p-e-c-k. what does that spell? peck. it spell he s stupid. he s dumber than a box of rocks. there s no help for him, you know. he was hooked on phonics, he got booked on chronic. you know what i mean? he said it s hard getting a job. he s trying to make it out there. he s trying to do good. i asked him if when he got that postcard if it got him thinking about what he wanted for his own life if he ever made it to the outside. last time when i got out i knew in my head i wasn t done yet because i wasn t willing to give up drugs. you know what i mean? it s a big part of my life. it s been 17 years i ve been doing drugs. this time i m ready. i realize it s the problem that s compounding everythin
he was hooked on phonics, he got booked on chronic. you know what i mean? he said it s hard getting a job. he s trying to make it out there. he s trying to do good. i asked him if when he got that postcard if it got him thinking about what he wanted from his own life if he made it to the outside? last time when i got out i knew in my head i wasn t done yet because i wasn t willing to give up drugs. you know what i mean? it s a big part of my life. it s been 17 years i ve been doing drugs. this time i m ready. i realize it s the problem that s compounding everything. i m done. i m done with drugs. you know what i mean? so maybe it will be different this time. you know? saturday night live, make it funny. it s my quest to make saturday night live funny. it s not funny anymore. it sucks. coming up, the private recorded diaries we call the inmate cams. i see dead people. oh no. is it on?
greg gutfeld is on the edge of his seat, we re going to start with eric, there you go, eric. mine? guess who gave that to you? oh, tissue paper, just what i wanted. to eric, i could tell what it is, because i know the handwriting already. this is a picture of i actually did this. read that what it says. this is from you. there is a secret santa, to eric bolling. what does it say? america s greatest cable personality spelled wrong. perfect. yeah, somebody needs to get hooked on phonics. i thought that would be appropriate for you. not unlike the one i have at home. you put that on that will get caught in your chest hair. because i shaved it all off. all right.
his seat, we re going to start with eric, there you go, eric. mine? guess who gave that to you? oh, tissue paper, just what i wanted. to eric, i could tell what it is, because i know the handwriting already. this is a picture of i actually did this. read that what it says. this is from you. there is a secret santa, to eric bolling. what does it say? america s greatest cable personality spelled wrong. perfect. yeah, somebody needs to get hooked on phonics. i thought that would be appropriate for you. not unlike the one i have at home. you put that on that will get caught in your chest hair. because i shaved it all off. all right.
our secret santa has arrived. the gifts are arrived. one at a time, we are going to hand these out. we are going to start with eric. here you go, eric. guess who gave that to you? tissue paper. to eric. i keep telling him. i know the handwriting already. i want to see. read that, what it says. this is from you. no, no. you are the secret santa. to eric. what does it say? america s greatest cable personality spelled wrong. perfect. somebody needs to get hooked on phonics. a nice gold chain. not unlike the one i have at home. that will get caught in your chest hair z .