greg: because it s the only late night show in america. i ll take it. i don t care. so today senior intel officials testified on capitol hill on worldwide threats. among the topics, china, russia, iran, artificial intelligence, and also geraldo removing his shirt in front of children. a.i. is now in the same discussion as some of our biggest, most dangerous adversaries, so you think we would put someone serious in charge of it, right? someone with gravitas and a piercing bo electricity, someone who could ensure everything is under control. so who would we pick? what do you want to know? greg: it makes sense. every time i hear the words artificial intelligence, i think of her. but it s true, kamala has been tapped as the administration s point person on a.i. apparently to see if artificial intelligence is no match for her natural stupidity. by the way, how is she going to help by sleeping with r-2-d-2? terrible. greg: maybe it s a genius move to have our most innanhu
greg: because it s the only late night show in america. i ll take it. i don t care. so today senior intel officials testified on capitol hill on worldwide threats. among the topics, china, russia, iran, artificial intelligence, and also geraldo removing his shirt in front of children. a.i. is now in the same discussion as some of our biggest, most dangerous adversaries, so you think we would put someone serious in charge of it, right? someone with gravitas and a piercing bo electricity, someone who could ensure everything is under control. so who would we pick? what do you want to know? greg: it makes sense. every time i hear the words artificial intelligence, i think of her. but it s true, kamala has been tapped as the administration s point person on a.i. apparently to see if artificial intelligence is no match for her natural stupidity. by the way, how is she going to help by sleeping with r-2-d-2? terrible. greg: maybe it s a genius move to have our most innanhu
why do we have to make it in a lab? i missed that part of the story. greg: about israel? now i have to support the franken fish. greg: you were against it and then you switched because you found out they were a different race. you don t boy got israeli products, do you? greg: no, i don t like the way you re looking at me. you know that s a thing i would never do. so grouper. which is a fish and they shove it into a 3-d printer and they come up with a final product. does that scare are you, terence? no. greg: would you eat it? i don t care where the fish come from. where i m from we eat everything down south. do it taste good with hot sauce? greg: probably. excuse me, waiter, can i get that crispy lab that lab grown fish filet, please, with some mash potatoes on the side, some collard greens, honey corn
bread, and black eye peas and sweet tea. i don t care where it s from. if it tastes like fish, it s all right. greg: i hate the taste of fish. i hate it. that s why i don t understand, if you re going to make something in the lab. i they will you re lab fish. greg: i thought you said you will take a lap dance. and i was about to do it. greg: cat, why invent a new meat? every day when i wake up, that s what i think, why not invent a new meat. greg: a protein that s super sweet so you can eat candy all day and never gain weight. like, a 3-d meat that tastes just like candy. that way you don t get cavities or diabetes. that takes all the fun out of it. i have never had a cavity. greg: good for you. i don t think i would eat