thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
delivered all republican delegates to donald trump last night. the former was the only major candidate in the silver states contest. former south carolina governor nikki haley opted to skip the caucuses. she instead took part in tuesday night s no stakes. trump isn t making it a secret that he s ready to be the last candidate standing. i don t know why, she continues. she s a you know, i don t really care if she continues. it s know. i think it s bad for the party. i think it s actually bad for her. mr. trump also notched a win . haley in the us islands caucus for republican gop delegates were at stake there. it was the islands first ranked choice contest. all eyes are now set on the republican primary in south carolina in two weeks. it s nikki haley s home state, but trump has received most establishment documents there. and i m lorne greene. gutfeld starts now. i got back up. yeah. alhapphay thursday. all right. oh, thank you. it s the girl scouts over there . we ll get
where trump will likely pick up all of delegates.ls and we also expect comments on the disastrous for h his political opponent. president biden now facing questionisponent.s about whether he should step down following the blockbuster report from special counsel robert hur, who investigated the classifiect documents stored in the president s delaware garage. hethe report broadly and boldly called into question the president roadlys mental act something biden tried to dispute in y,a very unusualy evening news conference in the white house. the tried to assureameric americans that his mind a sound, but thenan immediately made a series of mistakes, including callinseg leader the president of mexico. and now republicans are asking biden s cabinet to consider invoking the 25th amendment, removing him from office. it all comes while former t president trump is about to claim victory in nevada. we have team fox coverage. senior national correspondent kevin corke live in d.c. with m
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world. how about to? hannity this monday night and tonight, oregon officials, they have declaredicials hav stt of emergency in the city of portland tonight over the growin g fentanyl crisis. by the way, only a few years after the state largely decriminalized these hard drugs. livertlandn sara carter on the ground in portland with a full report also. finall wa fully, by the way, i , finally, a good moment at theat grammys. sibl imagine that. will this moment possibly lessen the political divide as many on social media seemde to think? well, we ll let you decide yourself you . all right. but first tonight, the u.s. senate, they have released boon borderawaited legislation. and by the way, it s not just about borderbos. it s about ukraine funding 60 billion more and, abraunng only 14 billion. now, this bill does absolutelybr nothing to secure the border. wy it would be an unmitigated disaster. and by the way, everrepublicany republican should strongly be opposed to this. it wo