human condition. the best comedy comes from your living experience. every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesn t see through. all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone ultimately. i think that s what the comic s saying. reality is fodder for comedy. because it s what we have, so, where else can we find comedy if not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah. we got that. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other peopl
0h, bother! ido 0h, bother! i do hate charlie work. shoddy work. and dame angela lansbury, one of the stars of hollywood s golden age, has died at the age of 96. hello. thanks for joining hello. thanks forjoining us here on the programme. president biden and g7 leaders have held an emergency meeting to discuss what more they can do to support ukraine, after a second day of russian missile strikes. they condemned the attacks, and reassured president zelensky that they were steadfast in their commitment to ukraine. they said irresponsible nuclear rhetoric risked global peace and security. ukraine s president zelenskiy addressed the g7 meeting, calling for more help with air defence, and presented his peace formula . from kyiv, here s paul adams. in kyiv, a day of welcome calm after yesterday s storm. air raid sirens did sound briefly, citizens heeding their government s warning to seek shelter, some heading for the metro. translation: we don t feel safe, because we don t kn
said that the new pm can move into downing street by the end of next week. the leaders of britain s main opposition parties have said they should now be an immediate general election. and another needs a court in new york has dismissed a sexual assault lawsuit against the actor kevin spacey after ruling his accuser did not prove his claim that the oscar winner made an unwanted sexual advance on him when he was aged 1a. those are our top stories this hour. those are our top stories this hour. i fell in love with putting when i was five and a half. my teachers weren t very happy that i would take so much leave from school to play tournaments. i was so thrilled and happy. now the rise of women s golf in india. now the rise of women s golf in india. i was lost in the moment, oh my god, is it real? we ve had multiple indian winners in ten years. accessibility to golf. is a challenge and not just in india. today i would say a0 50% of the kids that i train are girls, it s a professi
i m judge jeneane piroro. this is the five. a historic day, tens of thousands of people showing their solidarity. it is a breath of fresh air after a month of vicious anti-semitic threats and pro-hamas lunacy. lawmakers and celebrities and ordinary americans banding together for the release of hostages and announcing a growing wave of anti-semitism. we stand with israel. the calls for a cease fire are outrageous. hamas wants to wipe them off of the earth. we will not let that happen. but that massive show of support for israel is at ods with the biden state department. a recently leaked memo signed by 100 employees accuses president biden of spreading miss information about israel s conflict with hamas and it alleges that the jewish state is involved in war crimes. it sounds like something the far-left squad would say. speaking of which those radical lawmakers were once again calling for a cease fire. cease fire means there is no military solution, just a diplomatic
billion last month it reached the highest level for february since records began almost 30 years ago. a warning that poor oral health is still a significant problem in england despite being largely preventable. and coming up this hour. a big day forjockey rachael blackmore she s leading the way at the cheltenham festival, and could be the first woman to win the gold cup. our top story, this morning. the prime minister is due to receive the oxford astrazeneca vaccine today and has assured the public it is safe. it s after several leading european countries have confirmed they are to resume the rollout of the jab following a pause over safety concerns. borisjohnson s urged people to get vaccinated and says england s roadmap out of lockdown is on track, despite a drop in vaccine supply. the roll out of the oxford astrazeneca vaccine will resume in some eu countries today, after regulators found no evidence it causes blood clots. the european medicines agency reviewed the