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Getting up Way Too Early with us on this tuesday morning. Morning joe starts right now. Hes not very funny. That guy. Those three guys, theyre being blown away by gutfeld. It was like 2015, thinking about running. I was going to run. I went on his show, right . He goes the tonight show, which is dying. Where is Johnny Carson . Bring back johnny. It made you appreciate, right, uncle sam, made you appreciate the greatness of Johnny Carson and these guys. These three guys, theyre so bad, all three of them. All right. Where is Johnny Carson . Bring back johnny. Im a big fan of johnny. Very good. That was donald at a rally yesterday. In pennsylvania. Wondering why, willie, they wont bring back Johnny Carson. Its always a terrible thing when you meet somebody and say, your parents must be proud of you. Then you go, yeah, they passed away 15 years ago. Johnny carson, a great man, a great comedian. Im telling you, and i knew it in real time, like, i was like, we get to see this guy every night
Try to remember a more consequential start to the united nations general assembly. You would probably have to go back to 2001 when the week opened on september 12th. Just a day after 9 11. Today, there are wars in Ukraine And Sudan and gaza. Another one threatened in lebanon and one looming in the south china sea. American troops are once again deployed on the fringes just in case and now the leaders or the major representatives of all of those countries are gathered right here in new york city. What are they saying privately to each other . And how much does it differ from what theyre saying publicly . The Qatari Amir was pretty blunt saying in israel doesnt want to negotiate for peace. The new iranian president was slightly more measured than usual, saying the country does not seek a wider war in The Middle East but no peace is possible while civilians in gaza are in his words, ruthlessly killed. And President Biden speaking to the assembly for the last time as a leader of the free w
Right she got a little there wouldve loved it wow, were on the subject of mothers i better warn you upfront. Im. Not going to their mothers, but i promise ill never make you wait until ying] we were all together, making this show, which was the birth of this child. We made it funny. We made it emotional. And we all Felt Like, gosh, we did a good job with that. A lot of people in america were watching this and moved to tears. And then literally the next day, our world changed. It doesnt help matters when Prime Time tv has Murphy Brown mocking the importance of fathers. The Vice President reacted to it as if it was a threat to the existence of america. The reaction to the Birth 101 episode was beyond anything wed ever known. Mmhmm. It was overwhelming. It was everywhere. The brouhaha over Murphy Brown continues. Murphy brown fires back at Dan Quayle. Murphy brown has the Vice President hopping mad again. I never thought something that i wrote would lead to a Culture War. Thats really wha
Im Kenan Thompson and for Roy Wood Jr. In the news this week, at a Town Hall with oprah, Kamala Harris said that if someone breaks into her house, they getting shot which is probably why her husband enters the house like this hey, its done building for the Hbo Reboot of Harry Potter especially now that they found there hagrid, we get up pairing get your fat and sat of the counts please join me in welcoming our team captains. Ever referred tonight hes a former congressman from pennsylvania and a moderate republican, which means the only hates women a little bit michel, shes a Writer And Comedian who just shot her new netflix special. Look forward in 2025 and fun Fact Orson welles named his sled after her. Its rose, Bud Baker biggest stories of the week. Heres, tonights first game, and pristine, youre going to be up first. Ill show you a Clip Package representing major News Story from the past week. And youll tell me whats the story . Heres the clip all right, so we got a tinfoil hat man