alcatraz, carl maldin s nose? you remember him, huh? greg: oh, man streets of san francisco, now they call it frisco because shoplifters stole the other letters. you may have heard nordstrom closing both downtown stores due to the shockingly amount of shoplifting. when asked about folding the white house said they thought they already blew that up. shut down is the pipeline of nordstrom one. greg: yeah, we dug up. but that can happen to anyone who among us hasn t confused a pipeline to a department store? i m sure i ve had gas in both. yeah, yeah. it s okay to laugh. but another major retailer hauls as because of crime or as nordstrom put it, quote, the dynamics of the uni don t ton san francisco market changed drastically with the foot traffic to our stores and our ability to operate successfully. nothing impacts foot traffic like those feet hopping over needles and piles of poop or getting run over by violent looting nut jobs so let me translate what that statement
doesn t look that bad. brings new meaning to the word navy cross. [laughter] greg: all right. but i guess recruitment sucks so they hired a spokesman who tucks. oh, so that s funny. cause nothing strikes fear in the hearts of our enemies like a geek who could use a feather boa and combat. none by regard salor like we need to know that. drawl kelly under the name harmy daniels and was one the digital ambassador. i guess stormy daniels would be bad luck for men at sea. although she could yell t, ar she blows. you people are so predictable. apparently the initiative was, quote, to read a wide range and convert old life invests into
crime makes customers stay away so it makes it tough to run a business. not just nordstrom 20 schools have closed since downtown sf, whole foods created barrel, marshals, sax, banana republic, even the gap. thankfully baby gap stayed open. their onesie fit me perfectly. seth is boarding up so many windows they better hope home depot doesn t close or they re really screwed. then they ll have to borrow paul pelosi s hammer. [cheers and applause]. greg: yeah, he s a victim of crime. he s a victim of crime. all due to the incompetence and negligence of local leaders. you can t blame the pandemic because the positives policies were there first and there s no besides the sur ridges, whole foods opened nearly a year ago