But first, first, while most conservative and liberal pundits are at each others throats concerning guns, fox news host Gretchen Carlson kind of went off script. Theres no doubt that omar mateen was able to kill so many people because he was firing an ar15, a weapon easier to buy in the state of florida than buying a handgun. Im also with the majority today taking a stand. Cant we hold true the sanctity of the Second Amendment while still having common sense . Larry by the way, fox news employees, swing by Buffalo Wild Wings tonight for Gretchen Carlsons farewell party. laughter im telling you, theres no way fox is keeping her after that. Good for you, gretchen. Good for you. To help gretchen land a new job, we got her the msnbc starter pack. laughter here we go. Here we go very nice. applause its all here the short, androgynous brunette wig; black glasses; and a Tanehisi Coates book. Lets see how shell look for her msnbc job interview. Oh, nice perfect i like it i like it a lot. Very
I love you too. You love me more . What . Im the guy theyre talking about larry wilmore. Oh, arsenio hall joins us on the panel tonight, guys. [cheers and applause] larry thats right. All the dogs love arsenio. Ok. Ok. Last night they forced a filibuster that forced a vote that forced, well, nothing but that didnt stop it from moving to the floor of congress. A showdown over gun control playing out. Theyre demonstrating with a sitin on the floor of the house of representatives. Larry a good old fashioned, sitin. Thats what im talking about. I call that a total Throwback Thursday power move. And it beats the photo of me with bleached tips. You win, democrats. Now the sitin ended earlier today but you may be asking yourself what is a sitin here with the history of sitin is our very own holly walker. [cheers and applause] thanks, larry. The history of sitting is a fascinating tale dating all the way back to neolithic period. According to anthropologists it went Something Like this . Me wa
To talk about a consumer product. Now, i know what youre saying, why are we talking about products instead of black bleep . I agree, i agree. Well, it just so happens were getting both. Its a frozen treat called little obama. Its glazed with chocolate, and its wrapping features a smiling black child wearing an earring while holding an ice cream cone. Russia launching a brandnew cold war with this new obamaflavored ice cream. Larry obamaflavored . laughter tastes like Menthol Cigarettes and healthcare. Okay, there is so much wrong with that. First of all, bleep russia. Thats just so wrong. They really got obama down the earring, the rosy red cheeks, the patented yellow shirt. Its not like there arent pictures of the man. But i get it. Haha. Chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside. It should be half and half if anything. Wha what are you going to do for trumpm a creamsicle orange on the outside, white on the inside or the hillary clinton. Whatever flavor you want it to be unle
cheers and applause trevor that is our show for tonight ill be gone for a few weeks. One more time, now here it is. Your moment of zen. Well, i think as a captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry yeah welcome to the nightly show. Ntion are ption comehellwelcome to the nightly though. Im larry wilmore. Thanks to all the ladies and gentlemen in our armed forces. How about a nice round of applause, everybody. Television icon levar burton joins us on panel tonight. Im very excited. All right guys, you know what time it is. Time to check in with americas efforts to denegrofy the white house. Thats right. Lets see whats happening with the unblackening. Big news today donald trump has now clinched the republican nomination for president. 1,237 delegates are needed and mr. Trump now has 1,238. Larry coincidentally, 12 38 is the time im going to hang myself after the show. laughter im not going to miss midnight. No, no. So heres the deal. So last summer, i made this stup
H youre very kind. No, no no youre very kind. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Before we get started, i wanted to talk about a consumer product. Now, i know what youre saying why are we talking about products instead of black bleep . I agree, i agree. Well, it just so happens were getting both. Its a frozen treat called little obama. Its glazed with chocolate, and its wrapping features a smiling black child wearing an earring while holding an ice cream cone. Russia launching a brandnew cold war with this new obamaflavored ice cream. Larry obamaflavored . laughter tastes like Menthol Cigarettes and healthcare. Okay, there is so much wrong with that. First of all, bleep russia. Thats just so wrong. They really got obama down the earring, the rosy red cheeks, the patented yellow shirt. Its not like there arent pictures of the man. But i get it. Haha. Chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside. It should be half and half if anything. What what are you going