trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody! thank you so much for coming out! as always, thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you so much for tuning in! i m trevor noah! our guest tonight is a writer and director whose animated short film hair love is up for an academy award next week. matthew a. cherry is joining us on the show! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s episode, how to win big on the z the worst way to be a millionaire, and neil brennan tell us what donald trump and 50 shades of grey have in common. so let s catch up on tads tads. let s kick it off with big health news. if you re a person who likes being alive and does not want to die soon, first of all, congratulations on being basic and, second, here s some good news for you good news this morning, americans life expectancy has increased for the first time in four yearserring according to a new record from the centers for disease control. it shows life expectancy rose slightly in 2018 to 7
the end of civilization didn t happen. a massive electric pulse completely erased the internet. we ve been given a second chance. a mulligan. anything we might be ashamed of, gone forever. maybe now boys and girls can learn to respect each other again. realize how careful our online lives have to be. because we ve all seen what happens when the twitters, facebooks, and trolls decide our reality. now that we ve been given this second chance, it s up to all of us to see what we do with it. and the first new e-mail since the internet was erased successfully went out at 6:00 a.m. today. the honor went to a mr. dave beckett of boca raton, florida. mr. beckett, you had the honor of being the first person to socialize on the new internet. can you tell us what you did? well, i sent an e-mail with a photo to my old friend thomas winger up in connecticut. and what did you say to mr. winger? i showed him my dick, called him a fag. from comedy central s world news headquarters in new y
from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody! thank you so much for coming out! as always, thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you so much for tuning in! i m trevor noah! our guest tonight is a writer and director whose animated short film hair love is up for an academy award next week. matthew a. cherry is joining us on the show! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s episode, how to win big on the z the worst way to be a millionaire, and neil brennan tell us what donald trump and 50 shades of grey have in common. so let s catch up on tads tads. let s kick it off with big health news. if you re a person who likes being alive and does not want to die soon, first of all, congratulations on being basic and, second, here s some good news for you good news this morning, americans life expectancy has increased for the first time in fo
short film hair love is up for an academy award next week. matthew a. cherry is joining us on the show! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s episode, how to win big on the z the worst way to be a millionaire, and neil brennan tell us what donald trump and 50 shades of grey have in common. so let s catch up on tads tads. let s kick it off with big health news. if you re a person who likes being alive and does not want to die soon, first of all, congratulations on being basic and, second, here s some good news for you good news this morning, americans life expectancy has increased for the first time in four yearserring according to a new record from the centers for disease control. it shows life expectancy rose slightly in 2018 to 78.7 years. trevor: wow! this is major, for the first time in four years, american life expectancy is on the rise! big shout out to betty white for bumping up the average! we see you, girl! we see you, girl! ( cheers and applause ) but
[fireworks crackling] i hate this town. I really, really do. Captioning by kristi at captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in weve a great guest for you tonight, wanda sykes is here, everybody cheers and applause but first, i just want to say real quick, we had a double shot of really good luck this weekend and i just want to take a second to thank you, all of our fans, on saturday the daily show received a glad award and then on sunday we also received an mtv award. Thank you so much, we couldnt have done it without you. cheers and applause and to top it all off, im sure you all saw what i did at the kentucky derby. cheering lets move on. So last thursday, House Republicans passed their version of a healthcare bill to replace obamacare, all right, which would basically remove the obama and the care