[applause] hello, america. hi, girl. i m jimmy the king of late night is off so instead you get the rodney king. good start. too soon, it was 1992, you guys. thank you. i get beat up a lot on the show for always mentioning that i m a former new york city cab driver but i ve had some pretty cool experiences behind the wheel. i once got al pacino, because he got in, and i was like, alpena, and he goes, my god, a white cab driver. what are the odds? i have had a tons of celebs in my taxi although i never drove gutfeld. i never picked up prince harry or meghan markle. although it s worth noting that my high-speed chase happened when i was on foot but the point is the point. growing up i felt bad for being a guy with a c-cup boopies but i wish i had them now i could get a bud light into them. [applause] jimmy. you know, we make fun of mulvaney but the truth is i would rather watch 10 hours of him pretending to be a woman than sit through another second of harry and megan s
same. and we also maybe, like, is this a transperson or just like a dude that likes to wear women s clothes? my friend keith wears my clothes all the time for the same size but he s just a guy who likes he-hims. we don t have an answer. in the future for women to be saying, does this penis make me look fat? [laughter] it s coming. [laughter] it s coming. i have nothing to add. we all know it s coming. i will ask you this, though. we don t know if the person is transgender. we don t know. here s what i want to ask you for real. this is a serious question. i think, you know, because these woke corporate marketing firms, they know that the customers don t want this, i think on some level they are trying to change their sensibilities to get a higher dei score, social credit score that social corporations get. it s a super fascinating question. i would point out is, there are