Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wife s hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democratic nominee. Her husband has gone 1000 days without banging a nanny. According to a report, three women are claiming to have had romantic relationships with rfk jr. In the last year. Just three? you call yourself a kennedy. All downhill from him. Italian women earned a guinness world record when her tongue was confirmed to have more girth than a pingpong ball. Is she willing to travel asked one man. Kamala harris was finally on the ground in the swath of destruction caused by helene. Apparentl
Jeanine along with harold ford junior. Jesse waters, dana perino and greg got filled. Its 5 00 in New York City and this is the five. [ ] [ ] its game on. Joe biden aunt donald trump have both locked down their partys nominations,s heading america up for the first president ial rematch in nearly 70 years. But joe biden should not expect smooth sailing to reelection. Uncommitted voters are still racking up doubledigit support in several states and old yeller has still see note State Of The Union pole bump in his approval rating. Making matters worse for the president , democrats are losing their longtime advantage with black and hispanic voters with support shrinking towards to its lowest point in more than 60 years. So maybe that is why joe biden is leaning heavy on racial diversity in this new campaign video. President joe biden are you ready to defend democracy . Are you ready to protect our freedoms . Are you ready to win this election . And former President Trump is ready to rumble
Jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in New York City and this is the five. Its game on. Joe biden and donald trump have both locked down their partys nominations, setting america up for the first president ial rematch in nearly 70 years. But joe biden shouldnt expect Smooth Sailing to reelection. Uncommitted voters are still racking up Double Digit Support in several states, and old yeller has still seen no State Of The Union poll bump yet in his approval rating. Making matters work for the president , democrats are losing their longtime advantage with black and hispanic voters with support shrinking towards lowes0 years. So maybe that is why joe biden is leaning heavily on racial diversity in this new campaign video. Are you ready to defend democracy . Are you ready to protect our freedom . And are you ready to win this election . Jeanine and former President Trump is ready to rumble after locking up the nomination. Hello, everyone. Its your favorite president speak
Capitol hill. But lawmakers on the House Oversight Committee Say archer revealed that hunter put his father then Vice President joe biden on Speaker Phone at least 20 times while meeting with foreign Business Partners. Archer claims biden was put on the phone to sell, quote, the brand. Now, in a statement, House Oversight Committee Chairman james comer said devon archers testimony confirms that joe biden lied to the American People when he said he had no knowledge about his sons Business Dealings and was not involved. Joe biden was the brand that his son sold around the world to enricht biden family. But the white house is rejecting comers conclusions. Now, they tell me, quote it appears that the House Republicans own much hyped witness today testified he never heard of President Biden discussing business with his son or his sons associates or doing anything wrong. House democrats echoing the white house arguing hunter was only selling the allusion of access by putting his father on Sp
greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh