high on the small of our own farts, baked beans are an aphrodisiac. that s disgusting. [laughter] poor charlie. in war, we get serious as it gets ugly, we drop the huge segments, come in with breaking news graphics. now, nearly a month of this nightly come agreement routine: bomb strikes, rebel, refugees, the dead, rinse and repeat. we can t do much else, because none of us have real insight, except for brian kilmeade, and that s only because his male pattern baldness is in the shape of belarus. [laughter] sometimes, in my job, i run across stories that seem too on the nose, so we use stories like reportedly, like a racist who finds a race is not under her seat, and after being beaten up by trump supporter s and i, or losing his laptop. that story turned out legit, which is why they tried to suffocate it like rosie o donnell sitting on a