high on the small of our own farts, baked beans are an aphrodisiac. that's disgusting. [laughter] poor charlie. in war, we get serious as it gets ugly, we drop the huge segments, come in with breaking news graphics. now, nearly a month of this nightly come agreement routine: bomb strikes, rebel, refugees, the dead, rinse and repeat. we can't do much else, because none of us have real insight, except for brian kilmeade, and that's only because his male pattern baldness is in the shape of belarus. [laughter] sometimes, in my job, i run across stories that seem too on the nose, so we use stories like reportedly, like a racist who finds a race is not under her seat, and after being beaten up by trump supporter's and i, or -- losing his laptop. that story turned out legit, which is why they tried to suffocate it like rosie o'donnell sitting on a