Last night, 14 candidates appeared to see who would be chosen as their partys president ial nominee. That was different from a collection of indistinguishable individual undergoing a much more skillbased shrek. Do we have anything from the forum . The twohour forum played out like political speed date, 14 republican candidates sharing a single stage in new hampshire. Jon a single stage the worst dinner production of cats ever looked like this. Senator ted cruz attended via satellite. What was so important he couldnt attend in person . In texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. gunfire laughter jon are we sure thats grease . Perhaps some ejaculate from how much you love guns . By the way, you really need to add bacon to get americans to like guns . For gods sake, its not salad or medicine. Americans use guns for a lot of things coring apples, unclogging toilets, ear pierci piercing ah. Listen, gitter done i shouldnt complain about the the republican race. At least its
Leary cheers and applause stop, stop, stop the road to the 2016 election continues to wind its slow torturous way. Last night, 14 candidates appeared to see who would be chosen as their partys president ial nominee. That was different from a collection of indistinguishable individual undergoing a much more skillbased shrek. Do we have anything from the forum . The twohour forum played out like political speed date, 14 republican candidates sharing a single stage in new hampshire. Jon a single stage the worst dinner production of cats ever looked like this. Senator ted cruz attended via satellite. What was so important he couldnt attend in person . In texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. gunfire laughter jon are we sure thats grease . Perhaps some ejaculate from how much you love guns . By the way, you really need to add bacon to get americans to like guns . For gods sake, its not salad or medicine. Americans use guns for a lot of things coring apples, unclogging t
cheers and applause jon from the daily show, my name is jon stewart were going to have a guest tonight, his name is denis leary cheers and applause stop, stop, stop the road to the 2016 election continues to wind its slow torturous way. Last night, 14 candidates appeared to see who would be chosen as their partys president ial nominee. That was different from a collection of indistinguishable individual undergoing a much more skillbased shrek. Do we have anything from the forum . The twohour forum played out like political speed date, 14 republican candidates sharing a single stage in new hampshire. Jon a single stage the worst dinner production of cats ever looked like this. Senator ted cruz attended via satellite. What was so important he couldnt attend in person . In texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. gunfire laughter jon are we sure thats grease . Perhaps some ejaculate from how much you love guns . By the way, you really need to add bacon to get americans t
The actual news did. Right, like the financial collapse. Or the u. S. Military strategy in the middle east. Yeah. Remember when that was a problem . laughter i do. Well, the votes are in, and were officially ready to project a winner. Your favorite segment was jon explains Climate Change to United States congressmen. Jon now you may be thinking do we really need a march to raise awareness about global Climate Change . I mean, its an accepted scientific phenomena pretty much everywhere. Heres why you need to march. Its accepted pretty much everywhere but this one place called. The United States house of Representatives Committee on science, space, and technology. This is true. Last week they held a hearing that they apparently recorded in 1971 laughter i guess thats the Technology Part of the Committee Name on president obamas plan to shrink Carbon Emissions 30 by 2030. The hearings sisyphus president ial science advisor john holdren, charged with the Impossible Task of pushing a Millio
Joe bidens gaffes is he says things from his heart and i think thats an attractive quality in the current atmosphere. Hes authentic natural. Despite his gaffes and maybe even partly because of his gaffes because he can be very charming and relatable. Jon really . So the reason loose lips mcgee bleep up his 2008 president ial run is now the reason mes a viable candidate . You know not just blurting bleep out, thats a pretrump president ial quality. Posttrump is all about saying the crazy. Clearly, Hillary Sheryl going to have to do something to address the deficit if she went wants to fend off joe authenticity. To soften her image hillary released her campaign ads overnight featuring her mother. Jon thats smart. Bringing some humanity to her. Can we see . Im Hillary Clinton im just like you and other humans. I have a mother whos also a human female like me. As a fetus, i jess tatted in her uterus the way human offspring do. Then i traveled through her cervix and emerged from her vagina