cheers and applause jon thats our show join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Tomorrow night at 11 00 by, the way i believe our guest senator gillibrand will be joining us. Right now, your moment os zen. When i hear the media say our country is angry, i know theyre wrong. Last year i went to 37 different states across this country in one year. I met people in every corner of america, and they are not angry. Americans are not angry. Americans are filled with anxiety. Dia access group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org larry tonightly, donald trump spits out more racist bull [bleep] and that was just on a birth cay birthday card to his nephew. An iphone case shaped like a handgun is now available for purchase. My advice black kids nope. Huhuh huhuh. And bree newsome is here tonight, in case you done know who that is she is the coolest winner of capture the flag ever. cheers and applause larry yes, this is the nightly show, lets do this captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry th
He has been told hes good on fuel especially with these cautions. Tony stewart giving himself the best strategy. He needed something to happen. Thought it might happen here. They are going to gamble. Go to pit road fill it full of fuel and go back out and look for the first win of 2015. On july 4th, 1776 we declared that we are all created equal. And have the right to life liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Americas army made it so. Celebrate your american independence brought to you then and every year since. By the United States army. Wherever it is you want to go, all you need to see is the next 200 feet. Thats how life unfolds. A leap of faith. [growl] even if you cant see it your destination is out there. So just keep going. And youll get there. 200 feet at a time. The corolla. Toyota. Lets go places. What has happened to americas once glorious super highways . Where are my speedy throughways . My bustling roundabouts . Howdy folks its me, colonel harland sanders. Hungry . Stu
200 feet at a time. The corolla. Toyota. Lets go places. What has happened to americas once glorious super highways . Where are my speedy throughways . My bustling roundabouts . Howdy folks its me, colonel harland sanders. Hungry . Stuck in traffic . Dont eat those bucket seats eat a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken with my summer meal. If your seat belt is clickin, its time for my chicken. Its Finger Lickin good. Welcome back to the coke zero 400, powered by coca cola. Ended up being a gorgeous morning in daytona beach, florida. Tonights coverage provided by our partners at smithfield foods. Most laps led tonight goes to the 88 Dale Earnhardt, jr. There are only 29 laps to go. So the 66 laps that Dale Earnhardt jr. Has led will give him the most laps. Paul menard was talking about how ridiculous that 88 is. Listen in. The 88 is ridiculous, fast. All night hes been able to go wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted. We come to daytona and we talk about the draft. That is absolutely true
New segment. Its called whaat . It all came crashing down for n. A. A. C. P. Spokane president Rachel Dolezal who had been portraying herself as a black woman for the past ten years. Jon whaat . Whaat . Thats crazy. Theres an ncaacp chapter in spokane . All right. Ten years of pretending to be a black woman. Interesting. What is she . Ruth ann and Lawrence Dolezal say their 37yearold daughter is white. They say their ancest ree is czech swedish and german. Jon whaat . Ruff laugh czech swedish and german. Really [bleep] white. laughter even powder is like thats one white lady. Thats a white lady. Shes white. But that underrated underrated. So this woman took this lie very far. At this point you got to wonder, does she even know shes lying any more. Are you africanamerican . I done i dont understand the question laughter jon do her mouth says i dont understand the question. But her eyes say [bleep] [bleep]. Im busted. Now an oncamera interview like that is generally followed by, well let
Larry tonightly, bobby jindal gets a big endorsement from. Nah, im just kidding. Were not talking about that. Were celebrating history its big gay monday cheers and applause come on out come on out yeah thats right everybody on friday, history was made when the Supreme Court legalized samesex marriage nationwide. Sing it, boys chorus singing all 50 states, start setting some dates all 50 states, start setting some dates larry finally, equal rights have been given to the lgbtq community. chorus singing its about bleep time were treated like equals its about bleep time were treated like equals larry so lets get this party started. This is the the nightly show lets do this chorus singing this is the nightly show this is the nightly show this is the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry lets do this cheers and applause larry welcome to the the nightly show. audience chanting larry larry thank you very much welcome to the nightly show look at the set