We cannot thank you enough for your hospitality this week. Weve absolutely had the best time. But without any further ado, lets get to the news. Donald trump spoke at a Campaign Event in florida today where he once again said Hillary Clinton should be locked up. Well, donald, if its any consolation, it looks like the election is locked up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] to accuse donald trump of inappropriately touching or kissing them as recently as 2005. Said trump, i would never do that and anyone who says i would is me on tape on a bus with billy bush. [ laughter and applause ] experts are saying that if donald trump sues the New York Times for libel over reports that he behaved inappropriately with women, it could backfire by revealing trumps entire sexual said trump, all of it . [ laughter and applause ] during a rally in florida yesterday donald trump boasted about his plans for isis and said he will quote, be their worst nightmare. Oh, wow, so hes also running for preside
Oh, wow, so hes also running for president of isis . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, really . Both at the same time . President obama has only 100 days left in office. Said obama, i just cant wait to get home to kenya believe its october already . [ laughter ] gotcha. [ laughter ] bob dylan was awarded the nobel [ cheers and applause ] yeah, give it up for bob dylan. Said dylan, this is the greatest honor ive ever received. Or he might have said, misses gravys on her ivory steed. Its impossible to tell. [ laughter ] and finally a new business here if washington, d. C. , opened recently allowing customers to pay 15 to take a 20minute nap. Theyre calling the new service cspan. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have an outstanding show for you tonight. He has got a new standup special, what now in theaters everywhere, october 14th. Hes one of the funniest men in america, kevin hart is here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] he is our secretary of defense, a
With yes. But but first some alarming news coming out of rushan within scientists trapped bipolar bears at a weather station in the arctic may have to wait an entire month for help to arrive. The bears have encircled a weather station, this is north of sigh beria. Trevor no the russians have the most fun. So yeah, thats right. Polar bears have trapped climate researchers inside an arctic weather station. And let this be a lesson. This is what happens when you give bears too much coca cola. Thats what happens when they are all hopped up on the sugar, they go out of their mind. The same thing happened to me at my nephew birthday baryt, i gave eight year olds one sheet cake and i was trapped three months on the monkey bar, the most horrible experience of my life. All joking aside. Bears are seriously dangerous animals. I know they dont look like it because they are always softening your laundry or wiping their butts with your toilet paper but even cute bears can be dikheads especially the
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