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California. This is where it all happens. Did you know we have a new state law in california that could affect your hair style. Starting january 1st, beauty salons and barbershops will be allowed to serve drinks. For real. Because when you combine alcohol with scissors, what could possibly go wrong . Obviously the drinks are for the customers. I guess the stylists would be allowed to drink. And drink, can bartenders cut hair . Maybe highlights. Do you like that plan, guillermo . Guillermo i love that. Jimmy i had a feeling. Before the political news, lets go to donald trump in council bluffs, iowa for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. Iphone or phone with a hammer . Anybody in the room . Huh . [ applause ] jimmy you know what . Maybe we should be smashing our phones. According to fbi, foreign hackers have made several attempts to breach Voter Registration websites in the United States with intent to influence the outcome of the election or steal personal information. Bad actors h
California. This is where it all happens. Did you know we have a new state law in california that could affect your hair style. Starting january 1st, beauty salons and barbershops will be allowed to serve drinks. For real. Because when you combine alcohol with scissors, what could possibly go wrong . Obviously the drinks are for the customers. I guess the stylists would be allowed to drink. And drink, can bartenders cut hair . Maybe highlights. Do you like that plan, guillermo . Guillermo i love that. Jimmy i had a feeling. Before the political news, lets go to donald trump in council bluffs, iowa for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. Iphone or phone with a hammer . Anybody in the room . Huh . [ applause ] jimmy you know what . Maybe we should be smashing our phones. According to fbi, foreign hackers have made several attempts to breach Voter Registration websites in the United States with intent to influence the outcome of the election or steal personal information. Bad actors h