Throughout recorded history, humans have been clever and resourceful as they sought out ways to avoid getting saddled down with an unwanted kid. The Onion looks back on the most ingenious forms of birth control used in ancient times.
your fish finders, your chart plotters and everything you need to have a blast out there. will: i love this thing. this is for catching big fish. that s right. will: pete, over you. what have you got over there? pete: i don t know what i ve got. i ve got a beautiful boat, and carrie s going to tell me i know what it is, pete. it s a heydey h22. this is made for wake sport, wake surfing. this is basically to create an artificial wave on any body of water. so you don t need to be in the ocean. pete: i see. gotta have a lot of power. this is my daughter, gwendolyn. she s driving. it s got a booster captain gwendolyn, you re looking great. pete: wave. [laughter] what have we got next? show us the next one. we re coming back over to the pontoon boat. rachel is onboard the bellagio 20. this is built to go anywhere, and the best part is you ve got seating for your entire family the. rachel: what do you mean can go anywhere? your entire family.
The menu includes the sliced tenderloin, corn pudding and Grilled White Wing the storied San Antonio caterer is known for and fresh ideas from chef Sarah R. Myles.
take it away. here we are on the parade field at west point. we re about to get a lesson howw to train youngsters from lieutenant cadet gang and lieutenant cadet you re training new cadets here coming in. you re about to do it with our kids. whatever struggle you had in the past, multiply that 10. pete: can you whip them into shape future cadets. yes, we definitely can. pete: introduce you to newest plebe, charlie, age 14, wes, 11, gunner age 12. jackson age 11, boone, age 10. mackenzie age 8. rex, age 6. gwendolyn age 4. she is the left hand salute. we will work on that one. a lot of work to do. use this one. right arm. get from shortest to tallest. fall in.