[cheers and applause] greg: i tell gene, could you just put something together, and that s what he does. a sick little boy. yeah, it s red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew to be true, and everyone who disagrees can go f themselves, to quote dana perino. tonight s red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, knew that already. you ve seen the view. but now science is bearing it out. it s amazing, begins with a new artificial intelligence study out of denmark, which is a country i believe. turns out ai can now predict a person s political leanings with 61% accuracy and it s based solely on their face. it s far more accurate than the old method which was based on ass size. but when they judge the facial features used to make these political predictions, they found something else. the right wingers were way hotter. yeah, yeah, yeah. but with some notable exceptions, of course. he brought down the curve. but now here s the boring part, danish scientists, those are th
greg: we re going to have a good time. yes, yes, keep going. don t stop you bastards. all right. thank you. happy, happy new year, everyone. wow. it s been quite a year, cue the nexio. 2024 a look back. greg:. greg: it s been some year that 2024. it went so fast. so let s look back, shall we? well, first there s this from last year s new year s eve. i m not a part of the maga agenda greg: i didn t know green day tribute bands were a thing and they all and to be middle-aged lesbians. you go girls. anyway if there s one thing we learned about 2024 is these so-called punks are about as punk as brit hume in leather khakis. the real rebels don t mimic the establishment they threaten it like trump or vivek or yes even me. fact is billy joe armstrong is about as rebellious at your 401-k. hell, barbie has more balls than him. of course that same night joe had to be reminded of his favorite foot. i m curious, what sort of holiday foods have you been enjoying the last s
oh, yes. . happy thursday. oh, i love you. bos so boston is top donkey watcha christmas without a bear, huh? this week, the mayor s office s sentent ou an email invite to m of the boston city council. coun an invitation to. m and this is it. my wording. it s what the mayowording,r to n elected of color holiday party o . yeah. she was making a list of everyone. who is it? whitf isn thitee but to her em, the invitation went to the entire city council, evenfolks. the white folks. thats right. in 2023, the mayor of one of america s biggest democrats h run cities threw a racially segregated holiday basrohde geo that would have madee george wallace proud. you know, good thing he didn t call it a christmas party, right? that would? be offensive to me.n i m still waiting on the muslim, although he had v to translate from the riverhebr to the sea intewo hebrew. . but really, menorah. that sounds sexist. i m sticking to my whitei kwanzaa bash. steve doocy is makin gt his favorite
greg: oh, yeah! happy thursday. oh, i love you already. so boston s top donkey wants christmas without a honky. [laughter] greg: this week the mayor s office sent out an e-mail invite to members of the boston city council. it was an invitation to, and this isn t my wording, it s what the mayor said, to electeds of colored holiday party. yes, she was making a list of everyone who isn t white. but to her embarrassment the invitation went to the entire city council, even the white folks. that s right, in 2023, the mayor of one of america s biggest democrat-run cities through a racially segregated holiday bash that would have made george wallace proud. good thing they didn t call it a christmas party, right? that would be offensive. me? i m still waiting on the muslim hanukkah. although you have to translate from the river to the sea into hebrew. but really, menorah? that sounds sexist. i m sticking to my white s only kwanzaa bash. steve doocy is making his favorite gum bow
light, like hem lock. more tastier like spring water near a train derailment. the company lost tons of money in the wake of the dylan mulvaney controversy where they gave us the first commemorative can featuring woman-face something that will no doubt be con telled in about 10 years. sails plummeting faster than hunter biden s pants in a porno theater. and we re seeing more boycotts than at kevin spacey s sleep away camp. it s okay. it s okay that i said that. just a joke. but to me this is wrong, because while i think it s good for a company to get a message from the public when they screw up, boycotts usually hurt the people making a living who weren t responsible for this mistake. of course, the left always loves a good boycott because they seek retribution for anyone having more fun than them, which is everyone. but we re different. we re fun. we re glad budweiser learned a lesson and we hope other companies will learn not to fall for a fad. but that s enough, right? well