kat: okay, really? because everything is kind of rough right now if you ask me. i mean, sometimes the news can feel like depressing story after depressing story. if i want to see that i d just flip through my old diary. a former united states president being arrested, a current united states president who can t pronounce the word arrested. deadly storms, inflation, violence, and that s just in the fox and friends green room. the only thing that might be more depressing than the news is the power that all of this sad traumatic stuff has to divide us. but there is a way to heal. both with individuals and with those around us. and thankfully it doesn t involve any advice from dr. fauci. it s candid open speech and especially comedy. deep down, people do know this. how it might even be why people tune into this show. either that or the tasteful eroticism. looking great. you re looking great. the power of speech and comedy to heal and unite us is so desperately needed right now
how silky smooth my back is right now, you d understand. fyi, my waxer started a gofundme to cover her therapy bills. get well soon tatyana. but it s a good day to mark your calendar because we may have found an honest politician. jeff jackson a north carolina democrat and freshman rep i m sorry, fresh person rep, looked into a camera and said something we ve all suspected but couldn t prove. that his colleagues are a bunch of phonies who don t believe a word of their own [bleep]. it was nice knowing you jeff. say hello to hillary before you re jeffrey epsteined. i m still brand new to congress i ve only been there a hundred days and i don t know if i m not supposed to say this out loud but it s true and important and if you don t know this you need to. it s really clear from working there for just a few months that most of the real angry voices in congress are totally faking it. these people who have built their brands around being perpetually outraged, it s an act. la
surprised, but so was joe. he was told by his handlers he was headed to disney world. it was a surprise visit ahead of the one-year anniversary of russia s invasion. there he announced an additional half billion in u.s. assistance. you know, i m thinking it would have been great if russia attacked east palestine. ouch. because then they would get the money and the president moving on. but this dominates headlines today as it should considering that s our tax dollars, right? and it s all about unity. that joe wants to show everyone that we re unified in the fight against russia. but what about unity here? it s one thing joe boasted would be his specialty but every time he claims to heal he gleefully salts the wound like a terrified slug. late last week he hosted a screening of the movie till of the lynching of 15 year old emmett till in mississippi. obviously that crime was horrifying and it s an important story to tell. but here s the odd part, during that speech biden also
i call it, everybody run! it s the attack on brass. why are the democrats so evil? [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: you know, sometimes i think he takes my direction too literally. i said, you know, it s about attacking children and he goes the attack on brats. like a 1950s horror movie about sausage. tonight i dedicate my monologue to the next generation because someone s got to look out for them t democrats certainly aren t. fact is we re in a cultural war and the kids are caught in the cross fire literally if they re in chicago or baltimore or dc. if the mayor stands for d after their name it stands for duck. post covid there s a new pandemic out there kids killing kids. according to the wall street journal violence among kids has soared since 2020, it s a stain on this country spreading faster than the one on joe biden s pants. homicides by juveniles acting alone rose 30% in 2020 from a year earlier, while those committed by multiple kids were up 66%. and murders
historic. hashtag tyrus. like the titanic, the movie, not the actual horrible maritime disaster of 19 12. i know, i know, too soon. yes, that s right, one of the biggest moments in tv history. and, no, it s not the first black man hosting the number one late night comedy show. nope, brother s been kicking ass on tv forever, red fox, richard prior arsenio hall dave chappelle and who can forget lewis muhammad gutfeld? but i m definitely in the top three. no. even bigger. it s the first time a wrestler has hosted the number one late night show. [cheers and applause] yeah, that s right. a wrestler. burns, doesn t it? just a wrestler. and where would this country be without wrestlers? we would probably be invaded by canada. look, even hunter biden is a huge fan of the rock. although he smokes it. the country without wrestlers would be like kamala without bongos. it is critical that we work together to understand where we are, to recognize and have the courage to speak truth abou