Hey, can you [beep] [beep] a little. Hello. Is this really tosh . Whats your question before i punch you in the face. Where are you based out of . Where am i based out of . Are you a maniac. My base camp is in california. Thats so toit. That is so tight. Hello. Its daniel, whats up . My mom is in the kitchen, drinking a beer, shes baking cookies. Five minutes under the baking time and let them sit on the pan for 34 minutes. You love a under baked cookie. I do. I went crazy under done last night and rolled them in fresh then put chocolate syrup and more. Then i pwhrou my mind and shortly after blew my b hole. Are you dating anybody not can i date you . I am not dating anyone. There is a chance you could date me. Are you into lebanese girls. No. That worked out pretty well. I met someone special and she is here with me tonight. See you next week. [cheers and applause] this is the daily show with jon stewart captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon ladies and gentlemen, my name is jon s
Relations with the international community. Jon rouhani is a moderate as well as an accomplished mannedi patinkin impersonator. Down in the days of ahmadinejad and the hunt for stereotype of the crazy americahating antisemitic wearing jacket wearing president. But how different can this rouhani guy be. Though iran usually blocks iranians from twitter, now rouhani is tweeting. The surprising and unprecedented outreach that began with another tweet two weeks ago wishing the worlds jews a happy Rosh Hashanah holiday. laughter jon did not see that coming. Well that is different, finally iran has reached the same level of tolerance as your local ford dealership. Not that rouhanis wiped the whole slate clean. Let me ask you, president ahmadinejad said the holocaust is a myth. Do you agree . Hes a historian, im a politician. Jon missed it by that much. Heres a tip on the playing of the im not a historian card. If someone asking you, president rouhani, do you think the smooth hawley tariff con
This is the daily show with jon stewart captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon ladies and gentlemen, my name is jon stewart, big show, Robin Williams going to be joining us, but first we meet on the cusp of a sea change in u. S. Iranian relation. Irans new president Hasan Rouhani touched down in new york. Rouhani was elected in june as a moderate candidate who advocated improving relations with the international community. Jon rouhani is a moderate as well as an accomplished mannedi patinkin impersonator. Down in the days of ahmadinejad and the hunt for stereotype of the crazy americahating antisemitic wearing jacket wearing president. But how different can this rouhani guy be. Though iran usually blocks iranians from twitter, now rouhani is tweeting. The surprising and unprecedented outreach that began with another tweet two weeks ago wishing the worlds jews a happy Rosh Hashanah holiday. laughter jon did not see that coming. Well that is different, finally iran has reached the sa
Who advocated improving relations with the international community. Jon rouhani is a moderate as well as an accomplished mannedi patinkin impersonator. Down in the days of ahmadinejad and the hunt for stereotype of the crazy americahating antisemitic wearing jacket wearing president. But how different can this rouhani guy be. Though iran usually blocks iranians from twitter, now rouhani is tweeting. The surprising and unprecedented outreach that began with another tweet two weeks ago wishing the worlds jews a happy Rosh Hashanah holiday. laughter jon did not see that coming. Well that is different, finally iran has reached the same level of tolerance as your local ford dealership. Not that rouhanis wiped the whole slate clean. Let me ask you, president ahmadinejad said the holocaust is a myth. Do you agree . Hes a historian, im a politician. Jon missed it by that much. Heres a tip on the playing of the im not a historian card. If someone asking you, president rouhani, do you think the
Should. Hes great. Hes number two. Daniel daylewis. Tommy lee jones is brilliant. And hell of a nice guy here. Are you still winning, charlie . Today i am with you. Absolutely. Its been brilliant to see you again. Likewise. Thank you so much. Come back again. Youre an absolute pro. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thats all for us tonight. Anderson cooper starts now. Good evening, everyone. Breaking news tonight, Lance Armstrongs confession continued. Its over now. Tonight on Oprah Winfreys own network he sort of broke down telling oprah what it was like as a father of five kids to lie to a child, to lie to a son, his son luke. When this all really started, i saw my son defending me and saying, thats not true. What youre saying about my dad is not true. And it almost goes to this question of why now. You know, he cant yeah. Thats when i knew i had to tell him. What did you say . I said, listen, theres been a lot of questions about your dad. My career, whether i doped or did not dope. I have