[laughter] but maybe they will figure it out. my suggestion, go pretty exciting voices of your party. . greg: or maybe this . greg: or perhaps this. . greg: hamster as a bp? why not. we almost had tim came. let s welcome tonight s champ, he so sharp he can poke holes in water, tv writer and producer
unless it they want to wipe out objective truth. subjective truth then becomes the integration of the government bureaucrat and this is a tactical reason. think about the logical end. we talked about it from the 69 -year-old saying he s 65 but how dangerous would this be for bart? says he s emotional insurer and can you sue? this is the stupid stuff it may sound like a dumb question but someone will be -. greg: morgan, humans identify as animals. i well, i know if you. [laughter] keep your weekend activities to yourself. when i read this article i reached peak humanity. it s one of the articles i think bring on the robots. i saw this as they should worry all of us that we run are not on television. in china they have an ai robot that is reading the news and i thought dear god, if they make one of these i m out of busine business. greg: i did more research and
-year-old man. no, no greg. i m a frail 80 -year-old man. greg: that seems like cheating. you re entering the senior licks at your age. when were you born? 1930. greg: know. your actual birth certificate says you are born in 1994. yeah, i ve been meaning to change that. greg: is that all about you winning the senior licks? greg: you got me, greg b5 what are you doing now with poisonous scorpion? i ve had a good run, man. it s time to die. greg: once again we lose brad. a somber ending there. tyrus thoughts? tyrus: you are seriously going to me after that? greg: people are lying about who they are.
you take it, and then he walked off with him still hanging on. improv goes wrong. let s go, sir. take mike and he goes with you. it was a lot of this physical difference between her and you. tyrus: confidence is confidence. snatch that thing. i have a four -year-old. take the mic. become an. greg: in her defense is the most dangerous place to be between two egomaniacs and one microphone. [laughter] is like being next to two angry chimpanzees with one banana. she s not getting paid enough for that. [applause] tyrus: she could have lost a finger. [inaudible conversations] greg: this is not an attack on the press but the guy spoke for 90 minutes and answered every question and his most
black why can t an old man declared himself young or how about the opposite? for more we go to brad von bradley, a 24 -year-old who now self identifies as an 88 -year-old man. brad, how are you? good but my hip is killing me, greg. greg: brad, you seem like a perfectly healthy young man. when you get to be my age, things are falling apart. greg: brad, that does not make sense because you re 24. if i identify as an 80 -year-old and that is who i am. greg: why are you doing this? is off the charts. yet earlybird specials, movie matinees are cheaper and you can nap any time anywhere and here is the best part. i can beat the crap out of anyone my age. i just won three gold at the senior olympics. greg: that is not fair. you are a big, strong, 24