a process that we will be helping along today. eric: i m excited about this. this is an experience. i mean, everything is an experience today. anthony: so is a colonoscopy, but so have you ever milked a cow before? eric: i love going to the farm. when i was a kid, they had 20 cows. anthony: in the farming community in which you grew up, did kids at school ever brag about sort of i don t know how to describe this for a family audience but inappropriate contact with farm animals? eric: no. anthony: really, never? eric: no. anthony: so if i made a grass smoothie and poured it on your crotch. i think that would be pretty funny. if no one was watching. eric: yeah, no one is watching. this scene is gone. this scene doesn t exist. anthony: don t do that while i m milking you, man. eric: she s like anthony: the milking thing, i have some concerns. i m afraid. eric: are you?
community in which you grew up, did kids at school ever brag about sort of i don t know how to describe this for a family audience but inappropriate contact with farm animals? eric: no. anthony: really, never? eric: no. anthony: so if i made a grass smoothie and poured it on your crotch. i think that would be pretty funny. if no one was watching. eric: yeah, no one is watching. this scene is gone. this scene doesn t exist. anthony: don t do that while i m milking you, man. eric: she s like anthony: the milking thing, i have some concerns. i m afraid. eric: are you? anthony: i m a little afraid. i think they sense my jersey roots as opposed to your country ass, you know. they know you. they recognize you as one of theirs. eric: you don t like tony,
animals? eric: no. anthony: really, never? eric: no. anthony: so if i made a grass smoothie and poured it on your crotch. i think that would be pretty funny. if no one was watching. eric: yeah, no one is watching. this scene is gone. this scene doesn t exist. anthony: don t do that while i m milking you, man. eric: she s like anthony: the milking thing, i have some concerns. i m afraid. eric: are you? anthony: i m a little afraid. i think they sense my jersey roots as opposed to your country ass, you know. they know you. they recognize you as one of theirs. eric: you don t like tony, huh? don t let him do it. kick him in the balls. [ mooing ] i ll give you $1,000 cash if you can get some milk out of this
perhaps you want to do the honors. eric: yeah. anthony: wow, look at that knife work. you should be a chef. a nice cheese selection from this very farm. a process that we will be helping along today. eric: i m excited about this. this is an experience. i mean, everything is an experience today. anthony: so is a colonoscopy, but so have you ever milked a cow before? eric: i love going to the farm. when i was a kid, they had 20 cows. anthony: in the farming community in which you grew up, did kids at school ever brag about sort of i don t know how to describe this for a family audience but inappropriate contact with farm animals? eric: no. anthony: really, never? eric: no. anthony: so if i made a grass smoothie and poured it on your crotch. i think that would be pretty funny. if no one was watching. eric: yeah, no one is watching. this scene is gone. this scene doesn t exist.
a process that we will be helping along today. eric: i m excited about this. this is an experience. i mean, everything is an experience today. anthony: so is a colonoscopy, but so have you ever milked a cow before? eric: i love going to the farm. when i was a kid, they had 20 cows. anthony: in the farming community in which you grew up, did kids at school ever brag about sort of i don t know how to describe this for a family audience but inappropriate contact with farm animals? eric: no. anthony: really, never? eric: no. anthony: so if i made a grass smoothie and poured it on your crotch. i think that would be pretty funny. if no one was watching. eric: yeah, no one is watching. this scene is gone. this scene doesn t exist. anthony: don t do that while i m milking you, man. eric: she s like anthony: the milking thing, i have some concerns. i m afraid. eric: are you? anthony: i m a little afraid.