a process that we will be helping along today. >> eric: i'm excited about this. this is an experience. i mean, everything is an experience today. >> anthony: so is a colonoscopy, but -- so have you ever milked a cow before? >> eric: i love going to the farm. when i was a kid, they had 20 cows. >> anthony: in the farming community in which you grew up, did kids at school ever brag about sort of -- i don't know how to describe this for a family audience -- but inappropriate contact with farm animals? >> eric: no. >> anthony: really, never? >> eric: no. >> anthony: so if i made a grass smoothie and poured it on your crotch. i think that would be pretty funny. if no one was watching. >> eric: yeah, no one is watching. this scene is gone. this scene doesn't exist. >> anthony: don't do that while i'm milking you, man. >> eric: she's like -- >> anthony: the milking thing, i have some concerns. i'm afraid. >> eric: are you? >> anthony: i'm a little afraid.