privilege to know. well, it s a tough thing for bob, for john, the rest. i never want to discuss the son of a bitching watergate thing again. never, never, never. but let me say you re a strong man, goddamn it, and i love you. and i love john. god bless you, boy. god bless you. i love you, as you know. okay. you re like my brother. the president has asked me to announce that he has today requested and accepted the resignation of john dean from his position of the white house counsel. don t you get discouraged. you mr. president, i m
president and mrs. nixon decided they should be displayed in the washington zoo. check to see how the panda thing went. i ve been in a meeting. oh, they were just darling. yeah, did they they raved about them. how did they how did it work? were you able to get up to them? did you pet them or anything like that or they don t allow that? no, they re in a glass cage. did they get a good picture of it, i hope? it was well covered. good, good. she was called plastic pat because she was my wife. the people that give that kind of image are basically the women reporters. and, you know, we talk about men reporters but the women are more bitchy than men. you are hard on the women reporters. i m hard on all reporters. they re the problems of drugs, disaffection with the war, generally alienation. what do you see as the greatest
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the history of comedy, until recent times, was about comedians trying to get as close to that profane world as they could without gets arrested. wc fields, an ornery guy, found a great way to swear without swearing, he would say drat. when he said drat, you knew what he was saying, he d say god free daniel, that was like goddamnit. so the rules were archaic by the time television came in. those rules remained, largely, you couldn t refer to sex, you couldn t swear. we ll write down everything that you do during the day, and we ll allow so much time for each thing. ten minutes for this, 15 minutes for that. oh, i m going to need more than 15 minutes for that. sexual innuendo is saying it without saying it.
sammy! sammy! you have certain archetypes in the bar, in the office, in the workplace, in the taxi company, they re there because they are real and they are honest and they re true and we all recognize them. i don t deserve this. you know, goddamnit, i don t, but you do. because you are all losers. every [ bleep ] one of you. loser. loser! the worst word you can hear when you re trying to make a comedy is likeable. from the suits. it s not believable if everybody is likeable. we re not. what happened to old idea of doing something for your fellow man? of service. i mean, today people just mr. fawlty. i m coming, i m coming. there s no comedy in likeable. i always go to louie depalma played by danny devito. sunshine cab. hey, crazy lady, give me a break here. it s ma.