[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be aware he wont accept it unless its dipped in caramel. Hes a friend. Greg Kamala Harris has been criticized for bringing Tim Walz along with her for Tonight Interview but supporters say america is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy. [ applause ] greg she claimed she once worked at mcdonalds but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail. Why would she lie . Anyway, a venezuelan Migrant Gang was caught taking over an Apar
They smelled. They had cars parked on their front lawn and their pictures were on the post office wall more than their High School Year books. They thought they were the [bleep]. But you knew no matter what like an sand l sketch it wasnt going to end well. For them or anyone dumb enough to get involved with them. What happens when that trashy family ends up living at 1600 pennsylvania . Yeah. [cheers and applause] yeah. The biden family makes the clintons look like the wal tons. So lets start with the thief in dad, friday he finally acknowledged his seventh granddaughter with london roberts, this aftering avoiding her like she was kamala harris. For some reason it came in an exclusive statement to People Magazine making it their best scoop since they discovered the Love Child Hi with angela lansbury. She was a hell of an animal. But heres what he said to a doozy back in 2019. Mr. Vicepresident im wondering if you have a comment this report and court filing that your son hunter made you
for: if you re obsessed with crime, it s the perfect time you ll get off scott free in every dem city and for all you squares out there stay above the fray let summarize it in a roundup way it s crime roundup thursday . greg: it s crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first let s go to the view. where i d like to report a murder. i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. which one? i may get there, i may get there. okay. check. also i thought that it was very unfair that i was not judged objectively in our disputes but rather he was always favored. hmm. no, no, no, poor thing. in lieu of flowers we sent up a gofundme page to get him a barber. but i credit the view for finally finding a guest with a bigger mustache than their panelists. they re a hairy bunch. on to california where dems just blocked a bill to make child trafficking a serious felony. why would you do that
for: if you re obsessed with crime, it s the perfect time you ll get off scott free in every dem city and for all you squares out there stay above the fray let summarize it in a roundup way it s crime roundup thursday . greg: it s crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first let s go to the view. where i d like to report a murder. i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. which one? i may get there, i may get there. okay. check. also i thought that it was very unfair that i was not judged objectively in our disputes but rather he was always favored. hmm. no, no, no, poor thing. in lieu of flowers we sent up a gofundme page to get him a barber. but i credit the view for finally finding a guest with a bigger mustache than their panelists. they re a hairy bunch. on to california where dems just blocked a bill to make child trafficking a serious felony. why would you do that
captions by vitac www.vitac.com good evening, everyone. i m tom king in for alisyn camera at that. debt ceiling drama. we re closer to a debt ceiling deal, closer but not there yet. janet yellen gave them four more days, and we ve got a ways to go. even if they make a deal tomorrow morning, can they get it done in time? plus, can a trump-like candidate beat donald trump? that s the question, as ron desantis gets his campaign in high gear. the florida governor not being shy at all about taking on the former president, ripping him on the border of all things, calling him a big spender, and lasting his covid policies. i don t know what happened to donald trump. this is a different guy today than what he was running in 2015 and 2016. and i think the direction he s going with the campaign is the wrong direction. no other republican in the trump era has been able to walk that tight rope. can ron desantis? here s a sobering thought this memorial day weekend. whenever you