say news to me. hosting the show is surreal, i don t know how i got here, i m basically a fish out of water but i feel great, almost tripping and speaking of which, let s start with our president who works on finding his footing and his new job. [cheering and applauding] [cheering and applauding] will get that sandbag moved. president biden did his best, humpty dumpty person nation for another big fall. all the secret service couldn t put him back together again. the best part the president pointed to invisible sandbag that tripped. i think he needs to wear his like, at all times. i ll give president biden credit for this, he seems to be down there a lot so probably knows his way around. speaking of people at the bo bottom, former chicago mayor lori lightfoot is back on her feet. she s been appointed senior leadership fellow at the school of public health. obviously resident expert at keeping people healthy. i see a lot of children playing on playgrounds. legos are stil
here are the ten most very festive, magical, jolly. peaceful. snowy, unwrapped, angelic tales of the holiday. who can forget christmas? are you ready to deck some halls. on an entire evening of christmas specials, starting with the grinch stole christmas. the annual christmas specials were an event. when you first. see that advertisements like. frosty the snowman returns tuesday night. this was on once. if you missed it, you were screwed. mom, mom, can you watch that? can we watch that? mom. on sunday, december 4th. burl ives again tells the exciting news story of rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. i was obsessed with claymation and the rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was like the pinnacle. love. that show tells the story of rudolph based on the song rudolph, who was kind of an outsider. burl ives as the snowman, hermie the elf. remember him? he was sort of the the cast off. i want to be a dentist, you know, but it s a lucrative business given that your boss, santa, gets paid in
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[cheers and applause] greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we don t have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat senator ben cardin s office released this statement quote, aidan may is no longer employed by the us senate. good thing his id badge had the picture of the back of his head. security forces tell fox news that capitol police are taking the matter seriously and charges haven t been ruled out. now, either this was a rare event or maybe this career s secret santa gift exchange got way out of hand. but where else can you get paid to have sex in the workplace with a free colonoscopy? only in dc are th
clark: slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us. what a decade it is coming up. happy new year! [ cheers and applause ] auletta: as you begin the 80s in the television world, the landscape was, on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people were watching ononly one of f three netwtwork. more thahan 30 millilion peope are addicted to o it. social critics are mystified by its success. what is it? it s television s prime-time, prairie pot boiler, dallas. bobby:y: a move lilike thatl deststroy all ofof ewing , and it l ll ruin our familyly name. i assure y you, a thouought le that nevever crosseded my mind. brotheher or no brbrother, whatever i it takes, i llll stop you u from destrg ewewing oil. dalallas realllly did estatah new ground in termsms of the weweekly, one hour s show thatat literallyly captivated amererica for 1313 years. dallas is a television s show whwhich in somome ways is s rd in t the 1970 ss and onone of the c crazy thins that