Remember the iphone you bought last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope so. If it isnt, why even put one out . The coolest part of the new iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone passes by with the old one. If you missed it, heres part of the big announcement from san francisco. I would like to invite my colleague phil up to the stage. Phil . [ applause ] hi. How are you . This is the new iphone. It has no head phone jack and you can drop it in the toilet. And thats kind of it. Okay. Bye. Jimmy short and sweet. I dont know if this water resistant things a good idea for apple. They do realize half the reason people even get new felonies to is because they dropped the old o
I was looking over Eddie Murphys imdb page this afternoon. You know, hes been in a lot of stuff. Really. Did you know he was in Beverly Hills cop . [ laughter ] eddies here to promote his new movie mr. Church which is a very moving, very poignant drama about a cook who moves in with a little girl and her dying mother who takes care of them. He plays the cook. He plays the dying mother and the little girl. Hes amazing. [ laughter ] he does it all. Stranger things on netflix the breakout star of that program, Gaten Matarazzo is here. [ cheers and applause ] lets check in with him just to say hello because i want to do this the way [ laughter ] gaten, are you there . Over . Im here, jimmy. Over. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing, gaten . Over. Pretty good. [ laughter ] my pleasure. What time is the show over . Over. Jimmy well, eddie murphy will be here, and then you and then schoolboy q and then its over. Over. Awesome. And hows this bit going over . Over. Jimmy i dont know
[ cheers and applause ] tom is here to tell us bout his movie sully a story about a group of somali pirates who hijack toms plane and threaten his life with a box of chocolates or Something Like that. I dont know. I sometimes get details screwed up. He doesnt save that stupid private ryan in this one, does he . Good. Did you watch commanderinchief forum on matt lauer interviewed donald trump and Hillary Clinton back to back in front of the crowd of american veterans, the winner, the leader who came off strongest and best last night was vladamir putin. Donald trump loves vladamir putin, after all its said and done if he doesnt become president , at the least, donald trump will have amazing sex with vladamir putin. Because they think a great deal of each other. Trading compliments with the person who invaded ukraine, annexed crimea, who supports the assad regime in syria, sells missiles to iran. Hacked the dnc, he says how do you say nice things about a person like that if you overlook a
Tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i was looking over Eddie Murphys imdb page this afternoon. You know, hes been in a lot of stuff. Really. Did you know he was in Beverly Hills cop . [ laughter ] eddies here to promote his new movie mr. Church which is a very moving, very poignant drama about a cook who moves in with a little girl and her dying mother who takes care of them. He plays the cook. He plays the dying mother and the little girl. Hes amazing. [ laughter ] he does it all. Also with us tonight from Stranger Things on netflix the breakout star of that program, Gaten Matarazzo is here. [ cheers and applause ] lets check in with him just to say hello because i want to do this the way [ laughter ] gaten, are you there . Over . Im here, jimmy. Over. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing, gaten . Over. Pretty good. Over. Jimmy well, thanks for coming over. Over. [ laughter ] my pleasure. What time is the show over . Over. Jimmy well, eddie murphy will be here, and then you an
Tom is here to tell us bout his movie sully a story about a group of somali pirates who hijack toms plane and threaten his life with a box of chocolates or Something Like that. I dont know. I sometimes get details screwed up. He doesnt save that stupid private ryan in this one, does he . Good. Did you watch commanderinchief forum on nbc. Matt lauer interviewed donald trump and Hillary Clinton back to back in front of american veterans, the winner, the leader who came off strongest and best last night was vladamir putin. Donald trump loves vladamir putin, after all its said and done if he doesnt become president , at the least, donald trump will have amazing sex with vladamir putin. Because they think a great deal of each other. So, matt lauer, he asked trump, asked about the fact he has been trading compliments with the annexed crimea, who supports the assad regime in syria, sells missiles to iran. Hacked the dnc, he says how do you say nice things about a person like that if you overl