Featuring Lunchmoney Lewis, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 738, higgins. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at how great you look. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby. Youre here. You did it. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. I saw that amazon is removing all the onestar reviews of Hillary Clintons new memoir what happened. [ light laughter ] but to be fair, theyre also removing all the 5star reviews that hillary gave herself. [ laughter and applause ] i i mean, she is very relatable did you guys see this . It came out that trump called attorney general Jeff Sessions an idiot, and sessions responded by sending a a Resignation Letter to the white house. [ light laughter ] but no one saw it, cause the guy who sorts through the Resignation Letters had also resigned. [ laughter ] so there was no one steve what are you gonna do . Jimmy he just decided. I
According to bloomberg, President Trumps allies are worried about the resignation of his personal bodyguard and aide, keith schiller. Because they say schiller is trumps emotional anchor. Oh, when was he resigning . 30 years ago . [ laughter ] seriously, this has been the emotionally anchored trump . [ light laughter ] whats the unhinged trump going to do . Build a lair . [ laughter ] former president obama today criticized President Trumps decision to end the daca program. Of course, the only reason trump wants to end it is because he thinks daca is obamas middle name. [ laughter ] we must end the failed policies of barack daca hussein obama. [ laughter and applause ] incidentally, daca is also what Hillary Clinton shouts at the bar when she wants another daiquiri. [ laughter ] can i get a daca . [ laughter ] what . Yeah, i know i should have got [ light laughter ] new york mayor bill de blasio recently praised his running of the city saying, youd assume theyd be having parades in the
And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, ive got some. cheers and applause ive actually got some good news. The g. O. P. Plan to repeal obamacare is officially dead cheers and applause got nothing, no pulse. No. They pulled the plug. That is something ive said three times now. laughter the republicans brought a new one up when did they bring this up, a couple of days ago. They knew they could only afford to lose two votes. And rand paul and john mccain were already nos. Then last night, maine senator and woman with blazer made from skinned cookie monster, Susan Collins said she wasnt falling for it. One reason was the c. B. O. Score, which technically hasnt come out, but they did release an estimate yesterday showing that the number of people with comprehensive Health Insurance
And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, ive got some. cheers and applause ive actually got some good news. The g. O. P. Plan to repeal obamacare is officially dead cheers and applause got nothing, no pulse. No. They pulled the plug. That is something ive said three times now. laughter the republicans brought a new one up when did they bring this up, a couple of days ago. They knew they could only afford to lose two votes. And rand paul and john mccain were already nos. Then last night, maine senator and woman with blazer made from skinned cookie monster, Susan Collins said she wasnt falling for it. One reason was the c. B. O. Score, which technically hasnt come out, but they did release an estimate yesterday showing that the number of people with comprehensive Health Insurance
Complete morons. In kazakhstan, theyre fueling up. Hes filling up a fuel contain are. Everybody knows youre not supposed to fill a fuel container in the trunk. Take it and put it on the ground so it doesnt spark. I wish this was the mistake that he made. This guy is a professional moron because as hes filling it up, to make sure its full, he needs a little bit of light. How stupid do you think it would be to do this . I have a feeling im going to see a lighter. He whips out a lighter. Are you kidding . No. Now this burst of flame. How can he make it worse . Lets get everybody else involved as well. Oh, my god. I cant believe that. This person in the suv tries to it burned out pretty quickly. The reason it wasnt terrible is because he was pumping diesel. Had that been gasoline, this would have been were heading to russia where everything appears to be quiet and calm. And its really not. Wait for it. Boom wait. There it comes down. This truck wheel explodes. Goes cartwheeling through the