And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, ive got some. cheers and applause ive actually got some good news. The g. O. P. Plan to repeal obamacare is officially dead cheers and applause got nothing, no pulse. No. They pulled the plug. That is something ive said three times now. laughter the republicans brought a new one up when did they bring this up, a couple of days ago. They knew they could only afford to lose two votes. And rand paul and john mccain were already nos. Then last night, maine senator and woman with blazer made from skinned cookie monster, Susan Collins said she wasnt falling for it. One reason was the c. B. O. Score, which technically hasnt come out, but they did release an estimate yesterday showing that the number of people with comprehensive Health Insurance
And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, ive got some. cheers and applause ive actually got some good news. The g. O. P. Plan to repeal obamacare is officially dead cheers and applause got nothing, no pulse. No. They pulled the plug. That is something ive said three times now. laughter the republicans brought a new one up when did they bring this up, a couple of days ago. They knew they could only afford to lose two votes. And rand paul and john mccain were already nos. Then last night, maine senator and woman with blazer made from skinned cookie monster, Susan Collins said she wasnt falling for it. One reason was the c. B. O. Score, which technically hasnt come out, but they did release an estimate yesterday showing that the number of people with comprehensive Health Insurance
be there. he was supposed to be on a flight this morning from moscow to havana, cuba, but a reporter on the flight tweeted this photo of snowden s empty seat. meaning either he didn t show or he was in the bathroom. after all, he is a known leaker. the truth is, snowden could be anywhere, folks, even right here in had this studio. hold on, wait a second. jay, are you edward snowden? no, i m jay. stephen: are you sure? you re white and you have glasses. so are you. tephen: oh, my god! i might be edward snowden. talk! am me: edward snowden? speak up, god damn it. [bleep]. no! okay. story checks out. folks, my job is not easy, as you can see. but lately my job has been kind of fun. you see, barack obama is engulfed in so many scandals, you almost forget he s black. for my money, his most serious scandal is the i.r.s. s targeting of the tea party. well, last week those tea party patriots roared back. tea party protesters storming capitol hill. railing against the i.r.s. and
captioning sponsored by comedy central stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, we ve got to go. sit down. we ve got to do the show because, folks, tonight sit down, please. folks, i ve got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i don t have to tell you what that is. i m being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and current drone bait edward snowden has gone missing, folks. that s right. this computer whiz has hit escape, control-alt-deleted himself and has avoided being caps-locked up, f7. jim? man on the run. where is n.s.a. leaker edward snowden headed next. the high-stakes game of cat apped mouse reaches a fever pitch as spy whistle-blower edward snowden remains on the run. edward snowden says catch me if you can. a global game of hide and seek stephen: yes, a global game of hide and seek. why
captioning sponsored by comedy central stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, we ve got to go. sit down. we ve got to do the show because, folks, tonight sit down, please. folks, i ve got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i don t have to tell you what that is. i m being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and current drone bait edward snowden has gone missing, folks. that s right. this computer whiz has hit escape, control-alt-deleted himself and has avoided being caps-locked up, f7. jim? man on the run. where is n.s.a. leaker edward snowden headed next. the high-stakes game of cat apped mouse reaches a fever pitch as spy whistle-blower edward snowden remains on the run. edward snowden says catch me if you can. a global game of hide and seek stephen: yes, a global game of hide and seek. why