Know all his films what charms to my far from havent loved that film recently starred in a 3rd season of amazon prime series goliath alongside the great Billy Bob Thornton and then it says a new podcast out called the dennis sauce odd case name available to stream wherever you get your podcast dennis quaid how are you my friend excellent this is a true dinner saturday being with you. Surrender and melt you know it is a blow your mind as much as it blows my mind that except for the coronavirus the killer would be rocking somewhere tonight absolutely blows by a fill up yeah its true hes still with us you know he had a stroke a year ago. And hasnt been able to play sense but i do believe in hillard i do think hes coming back i really do essent down the piano i heard after a couple of months ago and. Hes coming back my rig gal 75 now im telling you the way that that was when i 1st i think i met you in 80 must been the late eighties and you were just. Bang up job as that jerry lee and its j
Im hobbled to be sitting at a president with president obama whom i greatly in mire, the leader of the worlds most powerful poorest country. These are myt, birth certificate jokes for sale thank you for the timing on that come up mr. President , now unusable. [laughter] [applause] we were working on these jokes for months. One of my guy said, are you worried we are a little heavy on bursa to get jokes . What if he relays birth certificate jokes . What if he releases it before the dinner . And i said why would he do that . He is not going to wait three years and then do it before the dinner. Who told you i had bursa to get jokes . I had birth certificate jokes . It was assigned, wasnt it . Wasnt it . Is biden still Vice President . If not i am down to thank you and god bless america. [laughter] perform for you tonight as well as the handful of people watching at home on cspan. [laughter] cspan is of course the official network of wide shots of empty chairs. [laughter] every time i tune
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. E president of the United States. Fmr. Pres. Obama please have a seat. [applause] fmr. Pres. Obama my fellow americans. [cheers] fmr. Pres. Obama mahalo. [laughter] fmr. Pres. Obama it is wonderful to be here at the white house correspondents dinner. What a week. Heard, the state of hawaii released my official longform birth certificate. Hopefully this puts all doubts to rest. But just in case there are any lingering questions, tonight, im prepared to go a step further. Time, i for the first am releasing my official birth video. [laughter] now, ill warna , no one has seen this footage in 50 years. Not even me. But, lets take a look. [video clip] circleing intro of life. ] [applause] fmr. Pres. Obama oh, well. Back to square one. Clear to the fox news table, that was a joke. [applause] fmr. Pres. Obama that was not my real birth video. That was a childrens cartoon. [laughter] fmr. Pres. Obama called disney if you dont believe me.
Tao. Jin im hobbled to be sitting at a president with president obama whom i greatly in mire, the leader of the worlds most powerful poorest country. These are myt, birth certificate jokes for sale thank you for the timing on that come up mr. President , now unusable. [laughter] [applause] we were working on these jokes for months. One of my guy said, are you worried we are a little heavy on bursa to get jokes . What if he relays birth certificate jokes . What if he releases it before the dinner . And i said why would he do that . He is not going to wait three years and then do it before the dinner. Who told you i had bursa to get jokes . I had birth certificate jokes . It was assigned, wasnt it . Wasnt it . Is biden still Vice President . If not i am down to thank you and god bless america. [laughter] perform for you tonight as well as the handful of people watching at home on cspan. [laughter] cspan is of course the official network of wide shots of empty chairs. [laughter] every tim
Tonight, we will mark the tradition by showing speeches from past years, including those from president hill clinton, george w. Bush and barack obama. But first, remarks by president ronald reagan, delivering his last speech to the dinner in 1988. [applause] you. Pres. Reagan thank thank you. [applause] fmr. Pres. Reagan thank you. Thank you very much. Please. Thank you all. I am delighted to be here. My, what a crowd. It looks like the index of larrys book. [laughter] [applause] its good toagan see norm and your incoming senator kerry oleary. In his book, larry said that jerry filled his coat pockets with pastries. Earlier tonight, just to be safe, i told him, keep your hands off my dinner roll. Said repairing me for a press conference was like reinventing the wheel. Its not true, i was around when the wheel was invented, and it was easy. [laughter] [applause] fmr. Pres. Reagan even howard baker is writing a book about me. Five, thed three by measure of a president. [laughter] mike sa