[ laughter ] congress narrowly passed republican plan to replace obamacare today. Also narrowly passing, grandma. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] i didnt take away health care. [ light laughter ] a member of the conservative House Freedom caucus said yesterday, that it can be difficult to negotiate with President Trump because its hard to tell what hes thinking. Also if. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there were several protests here in new york for President Trumps first planned visit since his inauguration, including one protest at trump tower. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today was respect for chickens day. Thats right. Respect, said President Trump trying to spell chickens. [ light laughter ] that was my favorite one, so there you go. [ light laughter ] sometimes sometimes we diverge. [ light laughter ] thats right. Today was respect for chickens day which is information that would have been useful to me before lunch. [ light laughter ] according to a new bi
World in 90 seconds. Welcome to the beginning of the end of obamacare. House republicans claim victory on health care. House republicausns jt launched this giant stink bomb into the United States senate. Theyve been whining for seven years about the Affordable Care act. Now let them defend what they did today. Were seeing the individual exchange under obamacare impl e implode. If we do nothing, people will lose their health care. I want to thank the president of the United States for his steadfast leadership. How am i doing . Am i doingay ok . Im president. Hey, im president. Can you believe it . Right. I dont know. A storm that caused historic flooding in the central United States is now moving east. Theyll be in savannah, georgia, to confirm whether this was a roller coaster fear in oklahoma city. Why doesnt it everet g stuck near the bottom. They pulled a man from a burning townhouse in las vegas. All that he goes after it. Its an all out scrum here at verizon center. The sheep bein
Just tired. I miss the days of something able to fall asleep. You know . Kids can just go out in the weirdest places. This little kid must have found the hair cutting process completely soothing because even though hes trying to fight it, he is falling asleep slowly and surely. Hes going to wake up with a shock though. Whered all my hair go the stylist as soon as she head bobs, she goes to that side. Shes a pro, you can tell. I know. Whap a great show. Well do it again tomorrow. See you next time. Where teams compete to make the right decisions about safe food preparations. Our challenge in this round read and follow package cooking instructions, and use a food thermometer. Lets see how our teams are doing so far team 1 . We just got 100 points. We separated our raw food from our cooked food. Team 2 . We got a 100point green card for proper hand washing before our meal prep. Referee weve reached a critical safety point in the challenge. Okay, team 1, lets check this out. Uhoh, not a sa
cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman. Aaron taylor johnson. Dave matthews. And a performance by Dave Matthews and tim reynolds. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey hey cheers and applause jon i like that stephen good to see you cheers and applause hey thank you, everybody. Thank you, so much. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you. I feel the same way about you. Well i have i have gone through a lot of thoughts today. Its been a historic day. We have reached a milestone as a nation. Its not just that the president fired the head of the f. B. I. Okay. No, heres the milestone we have apparently elected a president who truly does not care what anything looks like. Which is surprising fair guy whose actual face weve never seen. laughter now no idea. Jon man, ma
cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman. Aaron taylor johnson. Dave matthews. And a performance by Dave Matthews and tim reynolds. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey hey cheers and applause jon i like that stephen good to see you cheers and applause hey thank you, everybody. Thank you, so welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you. I feel the same way about you. Well i have i have gone through a lot of thoughts today. Its been a historic day. We have reached a milestone as a nation. Its not just that the president fired the head of the f. B. I. Okay. No, heres the milestone we have apparently elected a president who truly does not care what anything looks like. Which is surprising fair guy whose actual face weve never seen. laughter now no idea. Jon man, man. Nop