You can beat every bear in the forest, but the game is never finished. Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Seth Macfarlane, Evan Rachel Wood penn and teller, and featuring the legendary roots crew theyve really stood the test of time. And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon much like these majestic rocky mountains. Which must be named after the. That would be rocky the flying squirrel, mr. Gecko sir. Obviously ahh come on bullwinkle, theyre named after. Our first president george rockington [ cheers and applause that doesnt even make any sense. Mr. Uhh. Winkle. Jimmy hey. Oh, thank you very much roots. Geico. Over 75 years of savings and service. Thank you, everybody, for tuning in and watching the tonight show. I appreciate it. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, today is september 17th i point that out because once again President Trump has contradicted one of his medical ex
And i was never a fan of brad pitt. I love our military. Your future is what im focused on each and every day. Announcer its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, liar liar earth on fire. Stephen welcomes bob woodward and musical guest luke combs, featuring jon batce iheco stephen nice. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Chris, mark, good to see you again. Good to see you out there, even though i cant see you. My name is stephen colbert. Were back after two weeks of the air. Thats a long time. I got really good at not doing my job. You should see me not do it. Its pretty unimpressive. A lot happened in those two weeks, but perhaps the most earthshattering news broke this weekend, when chris evans accidentally shared a penis pic. Yes, for one brief, shining moment, we got a glimpse of captain americas winter sldier. And it did not seem affected by the cold. Apparently, while trying to share something on instagram, evans inadvertently posted a anyosee whe an penis. To gallery,
4 , amazon off and google off. But netflix is the out liar this morning. Netflix shares really out performing this year tesla is down about 14 this morning. If you look for a full week it is down about 24 . But you know that is only about three weeks of gains it has lost it is still up about 24 over the past one month 90 over the past three. Considering that, and all of the moves that this and other stocks have had, lets get to bob with more Market Movers bob . John, 41 declining to advance in stocks. What we dont have today is they have just barely avoided the moves. They moved down, oil, the energy ets is at the lowest level so theyre doing nothing but drifting lower this morning. Banks got lower yields and a flatter curve. We are off of the lows and we are at about 116 right now so just off of these lows here for some of the tech names, but not much, it looks choppier than it did on thursday and friday when it was straight down. So a little choppier there as you see today. A healthy
Also coming up as more people envelop loose join protests calling for president lukashenko to resign german chancellor Angela Merkel tells him his government must free to little prisoners and the boys violence plus a Champions League trophy within paris monza breach for the 1st time ever after they hold our eyes to leipzig in this. Im sara kelly well come to the Program Leaders of a military coup in the west african nation of mali say that they will enact political transition and stressed out fresh elections within a reasonable time this after malis president ybor he will back our kaita announced his resignation just hours after being detained by armed soldiers his ousting follows. Months of protest over corruption and economic mismanagement while the events have been met with jubilation inside of mali they have sparked alarm among international observers. Gunshots that arent meant to kill but to celebrate in this condo the gates the jeering crowd sitting inside is believed to be the a
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