First Lady Melania Trump spoke today at the state department. Well, technically, all she said was, sanctuary [ laughter ] britain began the process of leaving the eu today, and the leader of the European Council responded to the move by saying, i will not pretend i am happy. Which makes sense, as thats more of a british thing. [ laughter ] i see you are betrothed to another. I will not pretend i am happy. [ light laughter ] in an interview yesterday, jeb bush said that President Trump should stop saying things that arent true. The interview even made the front page of the school paper. [ laughter ] still getting interviews. [ applause ] according according to a new poll, president Vladimir Putins Approval Rating among russians is above 80 . Of course, thats largely because he conducted the poll in person. [ laughter ] [ russian accent ] and for charisma, you give me also a 10 . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, three out of four russians recognize the corruption in their government
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The nation mourns another mass shooting. Nine people were gunned down in roseburg, oregon. The shooter, Chris Harper Mercer, is also dead. Witnesses say the gunman asked the students their religion and specifically targeted ones who were christians. We are the only advanced country on earth that sees these kinds of Mass Shootings every few months right now Hurricane Joaquin is pounding the bahamas. It is a powerful category four storm and winds near 130 miles an hour. State and local officials along the east coast preparing for the worst. The latest forecast suggests they may dodge a bullet. 11 americans have been killed in the crash of a military transport plane in eastern afghanistan. The troops are now on the ground in syria as russia continues its air strike on rebelheld territories. We dont believe they thats a problem. Benjamin netanyahu blasting the nuclear deal with on. He stared at the delegation for 45 seconds. Five people hospitalized after their passenger jet encounters sev
The suspect is down. We have got multiple gunshot wounds. We are going to need multiple ambulances on scene. The nation mourns another mass shooting. Nine people were gunned down in roseburg, oregon. The shooter, Chris Harper Mercer, is also dead. Witnesses say the gunman asked the students their religion and specifically targeted ones who were christians. We are the only advanced country on earth that sees these kinds of Mass Shootings every few months right now Hurricane Joaquin is pounding the bahamas. It is a powerful category four storm and winds near 130 miles an hour. State and local officials along the east coast preparing for the worst. The latest forecast suggests they may dodge a bullet. 11 americans have been killed in the crash of a military transport plane in eastern afghanistan. The troops are now on the ground in syria as russia continues its air strike on rebelheld territories. We dont believe they Benjamin Netanyahu blasting the nuclear deal with on. He stared at the
In roseburg, oregon. The shooter, Chris Harper Mercer, is also dead. Witnesses say the gunman asked the students their religion and specifically targeted ones who were christians. We are the only advanced country on earth that sees these kinds of Mass Shootings every few months right now Hurricane Joaquin is pounding the bahamas. It is a powerful category four storm and winds near 130 miles an hour. State and local officials along the east coast preparing for the worst. The latest forecast suggests they may dodge a bullet. 11 americans have been killed in the crash of a military transport plane in eastern afghanistan. The troops are now on the ground in syria as russia continues its air strike on rebelheld territories. We dont believe they thats a problem. Benjamin netanyahu blasting the nuclear deal with on. He stared at the delegation for 45 seconds. After their passenger jet encounters severe turbulence over miami. It was a scary thing. All that. What happens when Sorority Sisters g