First Lady Melania Trump spoke today at the state department. Well, technically, all she said was, sanctuary [ laughter ] britain began the process of leaving the eu today, and the leader of the European Council responded to the move by saying, i will not pretend i am happy. Which makes sense, as thats more of a british thing. [ laughter ] i see you are betrothed to another. I will not pretend i am happy. [ light laughter ] in an interview yesterday, jeb bush said that President Trump should stop saying things that arent true. The interview even made the front page of the school paper. [ laughter ] still getting interviews. [ applause ] according according to a new poll, president Vladimir Putins Approval Rating among russians is above 80 . Of course, thats largely because he conducted the poll in person. [ laughter ] [ russian accent ] and for charisma, you give me also a 10 . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, three out of four russians recognize the corruption in their government