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Classified information fall into the hands of donald trump . [ laughter ] do you want it . Here you go. [ laughter ] President Trump, this weekend, gave the commencement speech at liberty university. While yet again the commencement speech at Trump University was given by a raccoon that wandered on stage. [ laughter ] dont leave your trash out. President trump yesterday wished Melania Trump a happy mothers day on twitter. It was sweet. But not as sweet as her reply. [ laughter and applause ] White House Press White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said today that there is no need for a special prosecutor in the russia investigation. Of course, this is one of those cases where it matters how he said it. Did he say theres no need for a special prosecutor . Or was it more like, you dont need a special prosecutor to figure this one out. [ light laughter ] look, heres a picture of trump in the white house with a russian spy. Should we call columbo or are we good . [ light laughter ] citize
The hands of donald trump . [ laughter ] do you want it . Here you go. [ laughter ] President Trump, this weekend, gave the commencement speech at liberty university. While yet again the commencement speech at Trump University was given by a raccoon that wandered on stage. [ laughter ] dont leave your trash out. President trump yesterday wished Melania Trump a happy mothers day on twitter. It was sweet. But not as sweet as her reply. [ laughter and applause ] White House Press White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said today that there is no need for a special prosecutor in the russia investigation. Of course, this is one of those cases where it matters how he said it. Did he say theres no need for a special prosecutor . [ light laughter ] look, heres a picture of trump in the white house with a russian spy. Should we call columbo or are we good . [ light laughter ] citizens arrest at this point . President trump yesterday issued a statement calling for paid family leave. Which is a
[cheers] back to my family for just a second. We want jed, we want jed, we want jed. Bush i think i was talking about my mom. I kind of lost my train of thought here. [laughter] long before the world knew my parents names, i knew i was blessed to be their son. And they didnt mind it at all when i found my own path. It led from texas to miami by way of mexico. In 1971, eight years before Ronald Reagan said we should stop thinking of her neighbors as foreigners i was ahead of my time and cross the border. [laughter] [applause] across the plaza i saw a girl. , she spoke only a little english. My spanish was ok, but really not that good. With some intensive study we got that barrier out of the way in a hurry. In the short version, its been a gracious walk through the years with the former colomba garnica de gallo. [cheering] whatever else i might or might not have going for me, ive got the quiet joy of a man who can say that the most wonderful friend he has in the whole world is his own wi
Moonlight won the oscar for best picture last night after the award was mistakenly presented to la la land due to an envelope mixup. Yet another embarrassing defeat for perennial loser ryan gosling. [ laughter ] thats right, moonlight won best picture last night at the academy awards. While the award for most pictures went to gary from chicago. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for gary, everybody. President trump today once again denied any ties to moscow, saying he hasnt called russia in ten years. But that doesnt mean he hasnt texted. [ laughter ] President Trump today said, quote, nobody knew that health care could be so complicated. I knew, said a woman punching a tree in the woods. [ laughter ] White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer recently checked his aides cell phones to ensure they werent communicating with reporters and leaking information to the press. And while he didnt find the leaker, he did learn hes in everyones phone as, hungover peyton manning. [ laughter ] ate too