He was such a positive dude before this. [ laughter ] what hes doing in the white house, nobody knows. Hes been tweeting, we do know that. Sometimes he leaves to play golf. And that seems to be it, which is weird, because it almost seems hypocritical coming from the guy who likes to say this. These people do nothing. They talk a big game and they do nothing. Theyve done nothing, they do nothing. I see these phoneys, the donothing democrats. They keep talking, they do nothing about it, they do nothing about it. I call them the donothing democrats. The donothing democrats and they are do nothing. Joe biden wouldnt have done anything. The democrats have been playing at it for years and havent done anything. Hell say, oh, yes, we did this he did nothing. He did nothing and he got nominated. 47 years he did nothing. For the most part they did lil. I did so much. I did everything and more than everything. Jimmy and more. No president has done more everything than him. [ applause ] this is his official schedule today. From the white house. The president has no Public Events scheduled. This is the longest hes gone without taking questions from reporters since taking office. Its been two weeks. John things are bad when he doesnt even have the energy to go on the lawn and yell at jim acosta. [ laughter ] what trump has been doing is firing people for no good reason. After the head of his own Cybersecurity Agency publicly confirmed that there was no evidence of wrongdoing, and this was the most secure election ever, trump let him go. The guys name is chris krebs. He was terminated last night via tweet. Which is not normal. Usually to get rid of krebs trump uses a comb and medicated shampoo. [ laughter ] the fellows know what im talking about, right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its a dangerous time to be reasonable. Basically, if you work for donald trump, there are two possible outcomes. You get fired, or you get covid. [ laughter ] meanwhile, there are some folks in the white house who are working harder than they ever have before. Press secretary kalie macadamia nut job is turning out [ laughter ] jimmy the b. S. At 110 right now. If the president doesnt win and joe biden, its proven that he is the elected president , what happens with the transfer of power . Will it be peaceful . Look, this president has always said he will engage in a peaceful transfer of power if the facts bear out that way. But the president believes, and so too do many others, if every legal vote is counted he will remain president. Hes pursuing litigation. But this president always wants whats in the best interests of our country. Jimmy and by our country she means russia. [ laughter ] i know whats going on, she doesnt want to go back. Her job before this was she was the hostess at applebees. [ laughter ] and they are so desperate to come up with something, anything, that could potentially save this stinking ship, including all sorts of major breaking scoops. Coming to air with you tonight theres reporting that in a third county in georgia, in walton county, they have found the same issue, a memory card that was not registered with votes, and guess what, these votes favor president donald j. Trump. Jimmy whoa, whoa. [ laughter ] how could they forget a memory card . It makes no sense at all. And it got even better from there. I held up these papers, these affidavits. 234 pages of sworn affidavits under penalty of perjury by the way, whoa, what did cnn say about when you held them up on this program . Didnt they accuse you of holding up blank sheets . Thats right, they did about a 10minute monologue saying these were blank. Theyre not blank. Jimmy theyve got sharpie and Barbecue Sauce all over them. [ laughter ] theyre not blank. Thats their best defense now. The papers are not blank the think tank in trumpland is empty. Everything is bogus. Voting results, crowd size, witch hunts, perfect calls, dr. Fauci, rex tillerson, john kelly, john bolton, michael bolton, michael cohen, windmills, caravans. Theyre all against him. The deep state. Hillarys emails. Pizzagate. Every week theres a new plot against donald trump. How much gas is left in this already . 63 days, folks. 63 more days. [ cheers and applause ] while were on the subject of former president s, tomorrow night our guest will be barack obama. [ cheers and applause ] for those of you who are too young to remember or did a lot of drugs was our president just before civilization collapsed. So that will be fun. I have a lot of questions for barack obama. Like, where the hell did you go . [ laughter ] trump by the way is reported to be worried that joe biden is going to get all the credit for the covid vaccine. Which is ridiculous. You think of it like the polio vaccine. You think of jonas salk, the doctor who developed it. Nobody remembers who was president then. Why would donald trump think he is responsible for the vaccine just because it was developed during his presidency . Should we blame him for directing the movie cats too . By that logic. [ laughter ] hes like, i demand credit for the vaccine that stops a virus ive spent almost a year denying is at all a problem. Apparently trump was planning some kind of big reveal. A vacstravaganza of some kind. Of course he was. Ted nugent and kid rock shredding on stage. A mosh pit. A bonfire of n95 masks. Every other tent is a kissing booth. Trump was reportedly planning to have a press conference at which he would read past headlines that were negative toward him. I guess hed say, i told you so. How would that go, exactly . Look at this, trump silent on virus surge as cases rise. Told you trump claims coronavirus outbreak is a fake news conspiracy told you trump went golfing 25 times as a virus killed over 200,000 americans he wants to remind us of this . Go ahead. It sounds like a fun afternoon. [ laughter ] the sad truth is dolly parton did more to stop the coronavirus than the president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] schools are closed now, tomorrow, in new york. They announced that today. Thanksgiving plans are being canceled. Some businesses are running into problems figuring out appropriate ways to word their advertising. Supermarket chain apologizing for an ad thats been called completely tone deaf. Giant supermarkets ran the ad in the east coast chains magazine. It reads, hosting . Plan a super spread. [ moans ] jimmy at least they were honest. Youve got to own that kind of thing. Make it your brand. If youre going to go, death by shrimp cocktail is not the worst way to do it. [ laughter ] tone deaf would be a great rapper name, right . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy are you even listening . Guillermo i am listening, yeah, its a good name, yeah. [ applause ] jimmy i feel like a gunman could come and shoot me 12 times, you wouldnt ever notice. Guillermo that wont ever happen, jimmy. Jimmy that will never happen . This is a big night for basketball. The nba draft, which is usually in june i have no idea when sports are happening are anymore. I didnt realize how much of my life was scheduled around them. Today was the nba draft. I dont know if you know. Tomorrows the olympics, and the super bowl is the fourth night of hanukkah, i think. [ laughter ] then the weekend after next we have the highly anticipated return of mike tyson. After 15 years, mike tyson is stepping back in the ring to fight roy jones jr. And guess what, hes joining us now from his home. [ cheers and applause ] say hi to mike tyson. Hi, mike. How you doing . Good, man, im doing well. Jimmy its very good to see you. Now, youre fighting saturday after next. The last time you had a professional fight was in 2005. Bush was president in 2005. Yes. Jimmy after that fight you said, im not interested in fighting anymore, i hate it. I think you said, i dont like the smell of the gym, i dont want any of it. What happened, mike . Well, listen. Jimmy, you have to understand, right . Even though i havent been fighting, im champ of many, many countries. Im champ of countries that dont even speak my language. These guys wanted to see me again. Jimmy so youre doing this for the world . Absolutely. They want to see me do this again. Then, of course, i know theres people that are jealous. And i understand. Jealousy is cool, i like jealousy, its very inspirational. Jimmy okay. So im doing a lot of inspiration for people. Jimmy you are fighting for the world, and to stop the haters is what youre saying . Well i love the haters. They inspire me. Jimmy oh, all right. [ laughter ] without haters, im nothing. Im garbage, im nothing without haters. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what motivates you. Roy jones jr. , he just retired a couple of years ago, but you are the favorite. Have you been looking at the odds, the gambling odds . Well i i humbly i humby im i dont look at odds of favor. I make my reality happen. Jimmy right. When im in the ring. Jimmy you dont even wear socks most of the time. No. Well i wont need my socks. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont need socks. That should be the name of this fight. I dont need socks fight. Name of the fight should be beauty. Check this out. Im beautiful, baby. Look at me now. Jimmy wow. Look at this body, baby. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Look at this body, baby. Jimmy wow. You do look beautiful. Have you been abstaining from everything . Hey, listen. Maybe not, no. [ laughter ] but thats for young people to do that. Jimmy uhhuh. I already have my discipline. Jimmy speaking of young people, i want to ask you this. Because i know you are a boxing historian, a student i know a few things, jimmy, i know a few things. Jimmy if 20yearold mike tyson fought 54yearold mike tyson, what would the outcome be . How many rounds, what happens . That would be a pretty interesting fight. Im telling you, that young guy, hes going to run into something. Jimmy what guy. The little reckless young guy. Jimmy okay. Think he got a hard punch and he can take a real good shot . I dont know if he can take one of my shots. Jimmy well, were going to i guess well never find out, no. [ laughter ] mike this fights a little different. Eight twominute rounds, shorter than the usual three. And no fans will be in attendance. Does that make it less fun . I knock people out in less than 8 seconds and the fans didnt have a chance to see it. [ laughter ] jimmy thats true. Sometimes you knocked guys out on your way into the ring, it seemed like. Yeah, thats called lawsuits. [ laughter ] jimmy will you be wearing a mask during this fight . Well im sure my opponent will be wearing one after. [ laughter ] jimmy an oxygen mask, perhaps . Some of the proceeds for this are going to charity. Youre garn deuaranteed 10 mil i dont know nothing about money. Jimmy i do. I dont want no money, take that money that belongs to them. Listen, this is not my life no more. Im here to try to make things happen, make things a better place. I want to die with a good conscience, man. Jimmy i know a lot of people might scoff at this, roll their eyes, but i know this to be true about you. I remember many years ago, i had some idea that could have made you a lot of money and youre like, ah, when i have a lot of money, bad things happen, im going to pass on that. That did, that was really tricky back then, yeah. Jimmy yeah. The time back then. Jimmy will you start buying tigers again or anything like that . No, but im interested in this dog and a couple of horses that i saw. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, a dog and horses, thats good, thats safe. [ applause ] is this a onetime thing, this fight . Or will this is this going to be like a senior tour . Well, you tell me after you witness it. Jimmy okay, all right. Because i have an idea. I would like to see you fight legends from other sports. Id love to see you fight pete rose, for instance. Im very good friends with mr. Rose, thats not going to ever happen. Jimmy maybe you could fight bjorn borg, do you know him . That would be a good fight. [ laughter ] jimmy that would be good, all right. Mike tyson versus roy jones jr. , saturday, november 28th, staples center, 9 00 eastern. Watch the fight on payperview and streaming at tysononstiller. Com. Thank you so much. Jimmy break a leg, but i mean that figuratively, okay . Ill break some drawers. Jimmy all right, pal, take care. [ cheers and applause ] weve got a goo good show. Alex winter is here. Music from beabadoobee. 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[ applause ] tomorrow night brown band and barack obama will be our guest tonight. An oscar and golden globe winner who was at one time the worlds most famous gogo dancer. Her holiday movie with kurt russell is called the christmas chronicles 2. It premieres a week from today on netflix. Please welcome goldie hawn. [ cheers and applause ] hi, goldie, how are you . Im really good but i miss walking an to the stage. Jimmy i know, i would have loved to have you here. Its one of these things. The walkon is so fun. The audience. It will come back, but im happy to see you this way. Jimmy im happy to see you too. Weve met before but youve not been on the show. Your man friend, kurt russell, has been on the show. Your kids have been on the show. Now i feel like weve completed the set with you and your dog. Yeah, no, me and bennie, yeah. Were a team. And its good to be on the show, i know. I often wonder why im the last one, but its okay, i dont have a problem. Jimmy its called the closer, goldie, the closer. [ applause ] is that the 11 00 number . Jimmy i assume youre at home right now . I am. Im at home. Im in my bedroom. Well, our bedroom. And kurt set this up. And this is the fireplace that he actually helped make and gave me the heart. He went and got that and he put four Little Hearts and those are our children. So hes an okay guy. Jimmy yeah, he is. Hes a real man is what he is. Have you been there during the pandemic, have you been at home the whole time . Yeah, weve been home. Actually, we did go to aspen. And we do for many years, as long as weve been together weve had a place there as well. Jimmy i heard you guys took an rv up to aspen, you drove there . No, no. Kurt got obsessed with an rv. And every morning and every night i would hear a new advertisement that was a video on his ipad. And it was a different guy and it was a different personality and it was all about the door, about the toilet, about you can stand up in the shower, you can whatever. And finally i said, youve got a relationship with this rv that you dont even have yet. And it was pretty unbelievable. Meanwhile, he got one. It came from florida. He was completely obsessed with this thing. And you know, im not what we call a campertype person. But i had to get with it. And i tell you, we did go camping with the family once with all of this, and it was so much fun. I mean, we we had a really good time. It was the first time kurts been driving a big, big van like that. Jimmy the reason i ask you about it, i did exactly the same thing. I started to get a little stircrazy with the kids and i was like, weve got to get out of this house. And so i went to a part of los angeles that i didnt even know existed. [ laughter ] its called downey. [ laughter and applause ] its where they invented the fabric softener, i think. I came home with an rv, much to my wifes consternation. Oh my god, thats my story. I got to know all the guys selling it, you know. At one point kurt called them up and said, look, you sold me the rv, youre my guy. Thats when i thought, now we have a serious problem, because theres a bromance going on. I had nothing to do with buying it, nor did i say, lets go camping not my thing. Anyway, how did you do when you first started driving such a big thing . Jimmy i did okay. I will tell you, though, i understand the bond that kurt has with this rv salesman because i had the same thing. Because as we drove, i had 100,000 questions for him. And you have to be able to get in touch with him in case anything bad happens. 100 . I really thought that we would see him at the camp. [ laughter ] i thought this guy was going to have to get my side of the bed up, it was really something. Were driving, we out we werent in downey, we were somewhere in the valley. Were now driving, we have the kids with us, oliver had a big trailer, we were going on this trip. So on this were driving down the 101. And were i said to kurt, honey, i think youre hitting those cones. They kind of look like theyre cement but theyre not. And were hitting those. He said, i know, but theres people coming on my left and i dont want to get into that. And i said, okay, well then hit the cones, i guess. Thats the best thing. [ laughter ] all of a sudden i see wyatt flying past us. He must be doing 100 miles an hour, this is crazy. In the meantime, we finally get there where were supposed to go, aside from the fact that we got to the wrong place, it was horrible, blah blah. But when we got all together, i said, wyatt, you were hightailing it right past us. He said, mom, you guys were doing 50 miles an hour in a 70mileanhour zone. You had a city of cars behind you. And literally you didnt know. And kurts driving and having fun. And it was like a joke. So anyway, point is, we had the biggest family laugh i think we ever had. We were all together, and i cant remember having a laugh like that. We laugh a lot in our family, but we were around the campfire that night and i swear to god, we laughed for about probably 10 minutes straight. About how what asses we were. [ laughter ] theres Nothing Better than laughing at yourself. This is family time. Jimmy it has become family time. Turns out a fear of a deadly pandemic has really brought us together. [ laughter ] goldie, i am from las vegas. I grew up there. So i was interested in this photograph. This is a marquee at the las vegas hilton, goldie hawn, directed and choreographed by jerry jackson, music direction by marvin laird, special guests Gladys Knight and the pips. When was this . Oh my god. It was right after right when sugar line express came out. It had to be like 72, maybe. Jimmy okay. And yeah, so i did have a job, basically a dealer at the cesars palace. Then the guy moved over, he went to the hill ilton, he said, we want you here. It became like a bidding thing. I ended up going to the hilton. It was a huge stage, like a football stadium. I cant say i was a dancer, thats how i started, i danced in las vegas. It wasnt headlining. I came there i turned 21 in las vegas, tell you the truth. Jimmy what shows did you dance with in las vegas . I didnt dance in any shows. We had our own show called noble new. Five shows a night. Started 8 30 at night, got off 5 00 in the morning. We did about four shows in the lounge. Jimmy wow. I had to make sure they knew i was a dancer and not a showgirl. That was like one of the things that i went, no, im a real dancer, im not just prancing around, right . Jimmy oh. In the meantime, i escaped that show, which is a book, went to l. A. , ill never go to vegas again. I ended up doing the show and the number was called i love trash dirty dungee dusty jimmy that is sesame street, that is oscar the grouchs song. No, its a series thats exactly right. I was on roller skates. Everybodys like like a childrens story mood. I mean, its vegas. I had an anxiety attack as this went on. [ laughter ] my shoes im never going to do this again ive got to cut this number then i would go upstairs to my room after it was over and wait for the next show, right . Well, i went to elvis suite because he allowed me to live in his suite. Jimmy i bet he did, yeah. [ laughter ] i was there and my dad was also in the show with me. So i live with my father in elvis suite. And you know what . It was that was the greatest time. Jimmy oh my god, what could be better . I was 114 degrees so i couldnt go outside because i would probably sweat myself, i would be so tired that i had to stay in there, in his suite. But i loved it. Jimmy you went from a trash can to elvis suite within moments. No, im telling you. You know, i make pretty good transitions. [ laughter ] jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, goldie hawn will be with us. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by baileys red velvet. The richest cheeses and a mouthwatering sauce. So when chef claes makes a pizza, he doesnt just make a pizza. He makes a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. Its following your passion to bto the very top. And setting the standard by which all who follow, will be measured. Tequila herradura, the worlds most gold medal awarded tequila. Theres no bad time to start at amazon. I like the flexibility. It also allows for picking up shifts. Safety comes first, speed comes second. Safety. Safety. Safety. Were making sure that somebody is getting their very important items. It makes me very happy. Its following your passion to bto the very top. And setting the standard by which all who follow, will be measured. Tequila herradura, the worlds most gold medal awarded tequila. Little children. Well, we cant send them home on an empty stomach. Certainly not. That would be rude. Oh, very unthoughtful. We cant have that. No. No. Well, then, its decided. Theyll come to our house for early dipper, then youll take them back. Exactly what i was thinking. And i have to prepare. Oh, i have to prepare. Jojo, i need corn for popping, three french hens, a partridge, a pear, and figgy pudding. Jimmy that is kurt russell and goldie hawn in the christmas chronicles 2 on netflix premiering a week from tonight i guess its the season, huh . Its definitely the season, definitely. It was a great experience. Jimmy when do you guys start decorating the house . Well, yeah, we well, actually, yeah. I mean, this year were going to be in l. A. But normally were in aspen. Where it actually looks like santas house. We have a log house and decorate it to the hilt. All children are there. And its kind of pretty amazing. You know, kurt plays an amazing santa. Hes also played a great santa at home. I never thought i would play mrs. Claus. Jimmy that wasnt on your list . You werent thinking that when you were in vegas in the 70s . One day im going to play mrs. Claus no. In my gold bead dress and all that, no. Definitely could never imagine that. Jimmy what kind of sheets did elvis have there in that [ laughter ] yeah, well, i dont remember the sheets because i was too busy looking up. Because there was a mirror on top of the bed. [ laughter ] jimmy oh what . I was looking at that thinking, this could be fun. But yeah, so i didnt look at the sheets. I can imagine. I would say probably they were like tiger or something. Jimmy oh, and you know what, now that im remembering, kurt played elvis, right . In a movie, a tv movie, some time ago . Longti time ago. He was absolutely brilliant. He played elvis and he played santa. And he did them both equally as good. Jimmy somebody reminded me today, kurt was here promoting the hit, he mentioned you hated his facial hair. Are you okay with the santa look . Yes. As a matter of fact, i kind of love the santa look. Because his beard was a work of art. And i had an experience where i was supposed to deliver a line. All lit and looking beautiful on the set, the light was on him, he was acting. And i got lost in his beard. It was so beautiful. [ laughter ] and it was like then they said, goldy. What . You forgot your line. I went, oh my god, i am so sorry. And i said, i think maybe im falling in love with kurt all over again. I became completely engaged in how he looked. Jimmy i had that same experience a couple of weeks ago when David Letterman was on the show. [ laughter ] goldie, it has been a great pleasure to chat with you. Give my best to the whole family. 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Good, man, yeah. Jimmy you know, Everybody Knows youre from the bill and ted and all that stuff. Yeah. Jimmy you direct films, youve directed television stuff, you directed here on our show for a while. I did. I came in i think to do a movie parody, and i didnt leave for a while. [ laughter ] jimmy i asked you to stay. How long were you here . Think a year or so at least. I mean, Bobcat Goldthwait was here, fleischer was here, tom stern who directed freakwood was here. It was a really fun place to work. I hate to walk on your show and blow smoke up my old boss back side. Jimmy you dont have to, you dont have to blow any smoke. It was crazy back then, it was bananas. Everything was live. Shoot the thing in five minutes. Get it to edit. Everyones thinking theyre about to be Walter Cronkite or something. Jimmy it was like the news. Because we were still using beta tapes. Running the tapes from one building to the next. Moments before the show aired. It was insane. Everyone was serious, like guys, were blowing fecal matter at uncle frank. [ laughter ] were not actually deciding the outcome of the world. Jimmy did we do that . I think we might have. Jimmy was that a bit on the show . I dont remember that one. Do you mind in i put a list of some of the finer [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy of what . These are some of the fine works that i made while i was crafting film here. Jimmy oh, okay, all right. We did monkey in a microwave. Terrorist in sherpa shorts. Clown hunting. Crazy ahabs oneday rehab. Ad for Pat Robertsons diet shake with jesus christ. Jimmy jesus was in that . Yep, he showed up. Jimmy that was should have his best work, i remember that. He was excellent in that. Martha stewart saws off her ankle bracelet. My favorite, tron guy has a date followed by return of tron guy. [ applause ] jimmy i remember that, tron guy was a guy who dressed as tron, and i think his name was jay. Yeah, we had him on the show a lot. Yeah. Jimmy i think we had a bachelor show starring tron guy. We did. Jimmy shockingly, we never wound up pairing him off with anyone. It was so strange. Jimmy very strange. Uncle frank did a bunch of stuff, we did one routine where we snuck into his apartment, like at, i dont know, 9 00 in the morning and rigged his entire remember that . Jimmy yes, this was my idea. I was thinking about how far we could push things for uncle frank. And i thought, wow, what if, in the middle of the night, Frank Sinatras ghost appears to him . [ laughter ] right. Jimmy he used to work for frank sinatra. And starts speaking to him. Yeah, you guys snuck in there. We got a guy who looked like frank sinatra. We projected it. He came home. We were all like in his closet. Under his bed. We waited till he went to sleep. Then we beamed sinatras ghost onto his ceiling. Jimmy as i recall, he didnt believe it for a second. Dude, it was a complete disaster. [ laughter ] jimmy disaster, yeah, but a great story. It , yeah. I loved him so much. He was the sweetest guy in the world. Jimmy yes, he was. [ applause ] you and tom, our mutual friend tom stern, who is a director here, you directed a movie that one of the stars was mr. T. Yes, the great tom stern, a film called freaks. In that film mr. T. Played the bearded lady. One of the members of the freak show. I was another. Keanu was another. There were many. Really, the only thing he had to do was wear a taffeta dress. That was it. A big beard, taffeta dress. Jimmy the t. Is short for taffeta. Thats what we believed when we cast him, yeah. Jimmy what was that like with mr. T. . I saw him recently. I mean, he had time does good things to the memory, i guess. Jimmy he didnt have a good time . No, he i mean, he was great up until the point at which he bailed out on our set four days before he was done shooting. Jimmy oh, he did . Yes, he vanished. I mean, he literally vanished. No one could find mr. T. And were shooting. Were like we have stuff coming up with t. , its very important. Literally, hes gone. I eventually found him. Someone came to me at one point, weve got him on the phone. What does that even mean . I get on the phone. Its mr. T. Back in chicago. Hes left taffeta dress back in wardrobe, on a plane, hes home. T. What are you doing . Hes like, im done, im done. No, youre not done, we have a week of shooting. We had an actor on the set, lee aaronberg, pirates of the caribbean, brilliant actor, he played the human torch, he farted flames out of his back you see why i worked here. Jimmy thats what brought us together. Lee and t. Used to do dueling t. Impressions on set that were phenomenal. We pulled lee in and said, youre t. Now. He did all the adr. A lot of t. s best jokes are not actually [ applause ] jimmy wow, the magic of movi movies. Yeah, you know. Jimmy tell me about zappa. Frank zappa, for those who dont know, there are people who know the name but dont know, talk about him. Zappa, growing up for us, i discovered him on snl in the 70s. As much as he was a rock god, he was like a george carlin, richard pryor. Super funny, politically active, fascinating. Jimmy a genius. Musical genius. Jimmy not just a musical genius, but eccentric genius. He made films, art, nothing he couldnt do well, but his story hadnt been told. I pitched it to his widow gail. They gave me access to his entire vault, which was like the end of raiders of the lost ark. Jimmy really . Floor to ceiling, suffas far as you could see. Jimmy you kick started a campaign to get this going. Yeah. Jimmy did you go through everything in the vault . Pretty much, raised about 1. 25 million, preserved a lot of the media. We had like 10,000 rabid backers waiting for this movie, it took six years to make it. Jimmy did you find anything you did not want to find in the videos . Well i mean, look. Every day we found something. But you know. When youre making a movie about a guy whos at the forefront of the sexual revolution, some of that media you dont want to see. [ laughter ] i would call the family, i got this. Theyre like, place dont. You dont ever need to see that. Im like, okay, putting that back on the shelf. Jimmy so that is back on the shelf. Very much, yeah. Duct taped it, yeah, yeah. I cant unsee it. I saw it. Jimmy imagine how his kids might feel about it. Yeah, they shouldnt look at it. Jimmy thats good advice. So you made this. Now do you feel i know frank zappa fans are one of the most passionate groups. Have they accepted i know you got very good reviews for the film. Yeah. Jimmy what about from them . Yeah, weve had great response from the zappa fans. I mean, we didnt make a piece of fan service, we made a movie about a really, really vibrant human being. A guy who was at the forefront of voting rights, antiauthoritarian, fighting the senate for censorship. We could use him right now. Jimmy yeah, youre right, youre right. And he played a hell of a guitar. Yeah. Jimmy its great to see you. Welcome back. Thank you, sir. Jimmy zappa november 27th. Alex winter, everybody. Well be right back with beabadoobee d the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to mike tyson, goldie hawn, alex winter. Apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, her album is called fake it flowers. 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