greg: speaking of banks, did you hear what s going down at goldman sachs. the perks that you used to enjoy your job is disappearing faster than whoopi goldberg s jewish fan base. according to the new york post, they re taking away the free coffee perks for the goldman sachs employees, i know, stop the presses, or, at least, the french presses. i know. that s why i sit down here and you re in the audience. so, now those bankers will have to pay for it like the rest of us, just like i do for those massages. bill hemmer has such strong hands. sadly, as the new york post reports, goldman sachs employees return to work on tuesday to find out that they would have to pay for the crappy coffee. that s the post s words, not mine. i m guessing it s starbuck which i happen to like. you know what i say? i like my coffee the tway i like my joy reid black and really bitter. to quote one worker, they were greeted by a sign and a woman yelling at them the coffee was no longer complem
these sitcom characters. they re your friends. i don t think it s going to pivot anymore. you think? they were purely selfish and purely immature. are you still master of your domain? i m queen of the castle. you hope that you ll have those kinds of relationships in your life. tonight is about celebrating our enduring weekend as friends, nay, family. good to see you too, girl. where you going? carnival? your friends, sometimes that s more family than the people that you re related to. something s bothering you. i ve never been happier. trying to make your way in the world. having a safe harbor, you know, where everybody knows your name. afternoon, norm. norm! i m out. what? yeah, i m out. i m out of the contest. ugly naked guy is having thanksgiving dinner with ugly naked gal. friends or seinfeld, you want me to choose? i can t answer that. it s so subjective. challenge accepted. contest. a contest? seinfeld will win, i
oh, yeah. oh, happy monday, everybody. so there s a new marvel movie and apparently it. i wisharently . i haven t seen it yet because as you know, i have better things to do. the new flick is courtesy of disney, who owns the marvel cinematic universe.. but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worseal marve. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box officegettin, because their latt offering, the marvels, was the opening for a marvel movie ever. ofn worse than iron man versus little women. e oh, they got destroyed in that. now, in this universe, wome m are as physically strong as men. i m talking actual women now, i m actual w with 5:00 shadowss who can their name in the snow . but today, entertainment is now secondary to diversits wy in every cast must be as colorful as a bag of peanutpe anutm&ms and twice as nutty. nut it s the universe, according to disney. unfortunatelty y, that siverse the only universe where this is
[applause] greg: happy monday, everybody. so there is a new marvel movie out, and apparently it sucks. i haven t seen it yet because, as you know, i have better things to do. the new flock is courtesy of disney but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. the next hero movie should be the incredible shrinking box office, the latest marvel was the worst opening for any movie ever. even worse than ironman or little women. they got destroyed in that. in this universe women are as physically strong as men. i m talking actual women now, not the one with five shadows who can pea their name in the snow but today entertainment is now secondary to diversity and every cast must be as colorful as a bag of peanut m and m s and twice as nutty. it s the universe according to disney. unfortunately that s the only universe where this crap is a hit and it s a universe that s as entertaining as counting the spots on biden s thighs. so as his numbers dro