Go doWn to Washington, d. C. The president of the united statet gos. Et youll get him out of bed. Youll Wake him up at 4 00d co in the afternoon. You say, Com Ae on, Come On DoWn to the office. Lets sign a bill. What Di Hare Cappingfice Tha Lat Night . Wait a minute. Im talking noW. Does that sound familiar . My life Was better Whenm Trump Was in office. Ta With kamalas administration, Things havent been so fantastic. A harr voters arent buying What Carmel is selling. The attempt to end my Husbands Lifehusban Was a horrible, distressing experience. NoW the silence around it feelsd heavy and We need to uncover the truth. More secrets from the Secret Service. [ plus, i had surgery. Hopefully nobodys perfect. Certainly not me, certainly not you. Certaiand certainly not donald. But an imperfect donal gonedp St Trump still beats Kamala Harris at her best, and Neitheril Trump or harris Were at their best Last Night. They Were at their very reales t. Kamala Was Well rehearsed, composed, aggre
Tony orlanDo. Hes hung lIke, wow. Sorry. Happy monDay, everyone. So as Kamala HarrIs prepares for tomorrows Debatmorrowse, R AIDe to HIllary ClInton Is playIng trump In Mockern Isys rehearsals. So If harrIs loses anD that guy goes mIssInges, know who to blae. Bum not sayIng she kIlls kIlls people, but Im not notno sayIng It. Now, The Debate Is planneD for 90 mInutes, whIch gIves Kamalas HusbanD whIch enough tIme to knock up three nannIes. MeanwhIle, DonalD Trump Is busy tryIng to make Kamala Feel at home by also knockIng up a nannhome bg upy. The Debate Is expecteDs to feature two commercIal breaks, one break to take Kamalas WIne OrDebreak Tor AnDh other to take her seconD wInere orDer. NancY PelosI claIms that trump mIght skIp The DebatmIght gee, k I know cowarDIce when I see It. True, Its the Fear She Seese sz In her husbanDs eyes when she puts on a one pIec here. Hey, you DIsgust me. One challenge for Kamala Pollsters claImD Amon HarrIs fallIng behInD among male voters In key states
I am Lisa Booze along with mollie hemingway, Griff Jenkins and tom shillue, often to the big sunday show. Debate was built. She will be worse than him, forcing him. Trump was never wrong. Donald trump on the Campaign Trail speaking to the voters while Kamala Harris is hunkered down doing Debate Prep even though she did take a few minutes to buy spices. Fox News Correspondent Alexis Mcadams and pittsburgh where there is went to our Shop Today but first, Rich Edson lives in wisconsin. Good evening. It was the final event former President Trumps predebate schedule, a rally in rural central wisconsin. As the former President Plane landed, they flew by it 100 feet, to Fix Wing to the crowd and came again and landed in t the. The former president said he waves call the current administration stupid and corrupt and have the war in ukraine finished, done and settled before inauguration day. Nobody was tougher on russia in history than trump. Ill tell you what i will have that war dished and do
[ cheering and applause ] greg: yes! all right. Okay. [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: i guess that will do! (laughter). Greg: it is friday, so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro! he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a fox news contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity! [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, let s to this: [ ] greg s leftovers. Greg: all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The movie beetle juice beetle juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. (laughter). Greg: that s a blot that sounds really familiar. [ cheering and app
Judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and she is too short to ride its a small world. Dana perino. The five. Donald Trump And Elon musk are about to make government great again. If thats possible. The former president outlining his economic plan during a speech in nyc, vowing to slash more regulations and push for a Government Efficiency Commission, or gec, and it is helmed by musk. The suggestion of Elon Musk, i will create a Government Efficiency Commission task with conducting a complete financial and Performance Audit of the entire federal government. Elon, because he is not very busy, has agreed to head that task force. My plan will rapidly defeat inflation, quickly bring down prices, and reignite explosive economic growth. Kamala harris will take more money out of american pockets. These are radical left lunatics. And you cant let them run your country. Greg and while Trump And Musk plot new ways to make government run better, kamala backers on her plan that would k