maybe you don t have the whit to be a median. kamala harris still hasn t realized she doesn t have to take what it takes to be president or vice president or anything else that involves leadership. kamala harris has launched her well, we have lost count, fifth rebrand tour? trying to get america to fall in love with her and make sure biden doesn t kick her off the ticket? you can call this a re-re-rebrand. her first stop was on the stephen colbert show. now, these types of shows are highly choreographed. two or three preinterviewed before show time. kamala knows every question she is going to get asked. all rehearsed. should be a slam dunk for the v.p. it was a disaster. colbert eased into it reminding the audience that kamala shatters. my first guess this evening is the vice president of the united states. she is the first woman, the first black american, the first south asian-american to hold the office please welcome back to the late show vice president kamala harris.
settle down in the early 21st century? simple. he establishes his own state. jesse: that s exactly what he did. he created the united states of kailasa and immediately became its most protect the citizen and from there the fugitive sex cult leader got over 30 american cities to sign little diplomatic recognition papers. now you are saying waters, weighs the big deal? who cares it s so crazy guy got a bunch of crazy cities to sign a letter for him. that s where the story gets deeper, the fake guru rapist didn t just go after small fish he didn t think would google him he went after the big ones like virginia senator tim keane this guy was nearly our vice president. be a heart beat away from the presidency. he got hood winked into honoring a hindu sex from fake nation. we thought fetterman could be compromised. we reached tout his office and
first female vice president? that s just wrong. the first female vice president? kamala harris. was kamala harris? that s me. what do you think hillary is doing for women s history month? didn t she lose? she s just you know, living her life. men don t always understand women. what do they need to know? you need me here 1 1/2 hours. cat calling, thinking that s okay? it s like a huge immediate turn off. they need to know that we rule. jesse: i went to the dmv today. it s no joke. you have to be prepared. you have to have the right documents, you have to come on