maybe you don t have the whit to be a median. kamala harris still hasn t realized she doesn t have to take what it takes to be president or vice president or anything else that involves leadership. kamala harris has launched her well, we have lost count, fifth rebrand tour? trying to get america to fall in love with her and make sure biden doesn t kick her off the ticket? you can call this a re-re-rebrand. her first stop was on the stephen colbert show. now, these types of shows are highly choreographed. two or three preinterviewed before show time. kamala knows every question she is going to get asked. all rehearsed. should be a slam dunk for the v.p. it was a disaster. colbert eased into it reminding the audience that kamala shatters. my first guess this evening is the vice president of the united states. she is the first woman, the first black american, the first south asian-american to hold the office please welcome back to the late show vice president kamala harris.
hand. wax off, left hand. jesse: eventually the time will come when we know that person is ready to take over. show me wax on, wax off. jesse: when barack obama s time was finally up, it was time for joe biden to become the sensei of the democratic party. he had to bring in somebody new into the dojo, and chose kamala harris. why? because she shatters. you ve shattered so many barriers, and did it mostly on your own. and thank you to president biden. [laughter] you can judge a strong man when he has strong women around him. ha-ha-ha. jesse: joe put kamala to work right away. fix the border. we ve been to the border. we ve been to the border. you haven t been to the border. and i haven t been to europe. i understand the point you re making. jesse: he presented a new task. he tried to make her a diplomat, and sent her on her first mission. we defend the plan. jesse: kamala liked simpler things. here s the thing, who doesn t love a yellow school bus,
i don t know what it is about those craters on the moon. jesse: zebra just can t change their stripes. kamala shatters, cabbingless, and rattles on about shapes and colors. today joe biden officially realized the student will never become the teacher. joe biden is stuck with kamala, and this is as good as it gets. reuters reports that kamala is staying put, operation remove kamala from the ticket, is over. biden thinks blacks and women would hate him if he yanked him. two officials say he s been frustrated about kamala s performance. he thinks she doesn t, quote, rise to the occasion on critical issues. ha-ha. the president doesn t see her as anything as somebody takes over anything off his plate over fears of messing things up. she doesn t take the border seriously because it s not a,
maybe you don t have the whit to be a median. kamala harris still hasn t realized she doesn t have to take what it takes to be president or vice president or anything else that involves leadership. kamala harris has launched her well, we have lost count, fifth rebrand tour? trying to get america to fall in love with her and make sure biden doesn t kick her off the ticket? you can call this a re-re-rebrand. her first stop was on the stephen colbert show. now, these types of shows are highly choreographed. two or three preinterviewed before show time. kamala knows every question she is going to get asked. all rehearsed. should be a slam dunk for the v.p. it was a disaster. colbert eased into it reminding the audience that kamala shatters. my first guess this evening is the vice president of the united states. she is the first woman, the first black american, the first south asian-american to hold the office please welcome back to the late show vice president kamala harris. jesse: and