oh yeah, those guys could get crazy, get wild, and apparently, very kinky. the erotic gallery. oh. there you go. that s a conversation starter. i take eric to the pre-columbian boning section. actually, the erotic pottery section. slipping her the tongue. eric: amazing. anthony: which sounds about as much fun as an all-nude renaissance fair, but is actually pretty cool. [ man in museum laughs ] anthony: nothing new under the sun that these pre-columbian horn dogs didn t think of first. ooh, that s disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. eric: i m not sure i understand this one, tony. anthony: i think we frown on that these days. [ eric laughs ] anthony: oh, wow, they they re doing it under a blanket. this must be after the spanish arrived to teach them shame. [ eric laughs ] anthony: ooh, skeletons with boners.
eric: ah, this is totally going to le bernardin. anthony: oh, really? eric: yeah. anthony: yeah, i see you re not like, foraging in the catskills for your inspiration. ric: um anthony: you basically just rip your ideas off of small businessmen? eric: javier. es stupdendo. javier: it s okay, tres bien? eric: si. it s antny: oh, perb. [ javier speaking spanish ] eric: you want, uh, another little thing? anthony: sure. eric: si. [ javier speaking spanish ] anthony: chinese and japanese immigrants came to peru in great numbers in the 19th and 20th centuries as contract laborers and farmers. and their influence is felt here, particularly in the food, to a greater degree than anywhere else on the continent. it s that influence, and the ingredients of amazonia and the andes, that really distinguishes the food here as something special. whoa, what is this, a tofu? eric: uh, no, queso fresco, no? anthony: this is a very kooky combination. i mean, is that pineapple
like or the even hotter facing heaven chili provide the la, pure heat. so, if you imagine, like, isla, she wolf of the ss, tormenting you with nipple clamps as the la, the ma, provided by the pleasantly deranging peppercorns, would be like the naughty nurse with the ice cubes. [ singing ] anthony: what s your uh, what s your feeling on msg? eric: i don t mind msg. anthony: yeah, i think it s good stuff. eric: i do not react to it. anthony: right. no, no. me too. nobody does. it s a it s a lie, man. eric: well, you find a lot of natural msg in tomatoes. anthony: in breast milk. in parmesan. eric: yeah, in a lot of products. anthony: yeah. you know what causes chinese restaurant syndrome? racism. [ eric laughs ] anthony: ooh, i have a headache. it must have been the chinese guy.
eric: he s the devil. look at him. seven: let s drink baijiu. anthony: all right, eric. yeah. you re getting into the spirit of things. eric: do you know he took me, he took me on this trip to make me suffer. seven: yeah. eric: to kill me slowly or fast. seven: that s what friend does to another friend. you know? that s what good friends do. anthony: yes. seven: in drinking culture of china we enjoy torturing your friends. [ eric laughs ] xiao: well, let s drink to friendship. seven: yeah. anthony: to friendship. seven: to friendship. eric: thank you. i like that. wu: ah, okay. to friendship. eric: yeah, to friendship. seven: to friendship. at fidelity, we let you know where you stand, so when it comes to your retirement plan, you ll always be absolutely.clear. it s your retirement. know where you stand.
seriously spicy, delicious, flesh still clinging to little thumper s skull. look at those little teeth. and, the best part, after you rip off the jaw and split the skull, the tasty, chiclet-sized brain. eric: hm. it s a lot of meat. anthony: just suck that brain right out. eric: i m not a fan of brains, but i m gonna try. anthony: you haven t had these brains. rabbit brains are different. they re not, like, custardy, creamy. they re, kind of, like, little, they re like uni. here comes peter cottontail hoppin down the bunny trail right into my mouth. eric: how did you crack that? anthony: you just get that soft spot, you just crack that thumb in, and pry it apart. yeah. aw, geez. yeah. or you just pound it on the curb. so you, you basically crack it. oh! you re whittling out the brain with its own jaw bone. [ eric laughs ] anthony: there s a certain country justice to that. i wish i d known about these things. you know what, i m gonna make these next easter. eric: y