Musical guest st. Vincent. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 782. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much welcome to the show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. This is the one to watch. This is it. Im excited. Well, heres what people are talking about, you guys. What a crazy weekend in washington. First, former National Security adviser Michael Flynn cut a a plea deal with Robert Mueller and then the Senate Passed the gop tax bill. I tried to follow it on the news, but all the anchors have been fired for sexual harassment, so i didnt see anything. [ applause ] steve really . Jimmy i dont know whats going on. Thats right. Michael flynn agreed to a plea deal with Robert Mueller and it came out that the fbi is investigating everyone in the white house all the way to the top. Trump was like, oh my god, theyre investigating putin . Everybody. Everybody. Everybody [ laughter ] [ applause ] tha
Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called the police after discovering a fourfoot snake hiding in their toilet. Said the fourfoot snake, please, call me jeff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study has found that dogs love seeing humans smile. Usually. [ laughter ] [ growls ] according to reports, disneys hall of president s is scheduled to debut theyre donald trump statue sometimes before christmas. Until then, theyre keeping him in the haunted mansion. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study found that people who grew
Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called the police after discovering a fourfoot snake hiding in their toilet. Said the fourfoot snake, please, call me jeff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study has found that dogs love seeing humans smile. Usually. [ laughter ] [ growls ] according to reports, disneys hall of president s is scheduled to debut theyre donald trump statue sometimes before christmas. Until then, theyre keeping him in the haunted mansion. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study found that people who grew
Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called the police after discovering a fourfoot snake hiding in their toilet. Said the fourfoot snake, please, call me jeff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study has found that dogs love seeing humans smile. Usually. [ laughter ] [ growls ] according to reports, disneys hall of president s is scheduled to debut theyre donald trump statue sometimes before christmas. Until then, theyre keeping him in the haunted mansion. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new study found that people who grew
Huh. Thats donald trump jr. Just a chill, normal dude, who owns who owns a mask of his fathers face. [ laughter ] i love you, don jr. [ laughter ] the white house released the official portraits of President Trump and Vice President mike pence today. And they put one of steve bannon out on the front stoop. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in an interview yesterday, white house chief of staff, john kelly, said the civil war was caused by a lack of ability to compromise. Even weirder, he said that pearl harbor was an air Traffic Control issue. [ laughter ] i dont know why we ever thought there was a reasonable person working in trumps white house. [ light laughter ] thats like going into a hot topic and asking to meet their rocket scientist. [ light laughter ] a white house official confirmed today that President Trump will not visit the korean Demilitarized Zone during his Upcoming Trip to asia. In fact to prevent an international incident, trumps aides will just take him to Panda E