The penitent have deep remorse, but for true penance, we must be humble enough to admit that the lords forgiveness is undeserved. Kind of like how getting raped by a Catholic Priest is undeserved. [ snickering ] in job 42 6, we read, therefore i reprehend myself and do penance in dust and ashes. And in choir boys butts and asses. [ laughter ] so we are not to punish ourselves, but instead we are to make ourselves passionate. Like a Catholic Priest at a chuck e. Cheese. [ laughter ] oh, god, its good to have my faith back passionate to understand all that christ sacrificed and how hard it truly was. Woman how hard what truly was . [ laughter ] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. And thank you for coming out. Oh yes. Lets do it, lets make a show, people im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is
Julian castro is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, why billionaires are having nightmares, why nazis arent jerking it and kentucky slaps donald trump in the face. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with election day. It is the one day of the year when its not creepy to hang out in an elementary school. And yesterday we saw that democrats are still riding their blue wave. Democrats claiming victory in two key races they say are precursors of what is to come. In sirnlgia the former red state turning blue. Democrats securing control of all levels of power for the first time in a generation. In kentucky Democrat Andy beshear claiming victory over incumbent governor matt bevin. The president made the kentucky race a referendum about himself. If you lose theyre going to say trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. This was the greatest. You cant let that happen to me. Trevor yo, man, say what you want about trump but
Shrinking deficits, bustling industry, and Booming Energy production we have risen from recession freer to write our own future than any other nation on earth. President obama delivered his sixth state of the Union Address urging an Ambitious Program of middle class economies to the new republican majorities in congress. The democratic president went big, bold and liberal. Just watch how 38year veteran of the senate, republican orrin hatch, reacted to the president s tax plans. And lets close the loopholes that lead to inequality by allowing the top one percent to avoid paying taxes on their accumulated wealth. We can use that money to help more families pay for childcare and send their kids to college. From the mid term elections were casas territorious for democrats. Republicans hold mainly majorities in both houses the senate and houthi. House. In light of the g. O. P. Majority are the president s tax proposals serious policies or unserious posturing . Carney . I think you have to s
Industry, and Booming Energy production we have risen from recession freer to write our own future than any other nation on earth. President obama delivered his sixth state of the Union Address urging an Ambitious Program of middle class economies to the new republican majorities in congress. The democratic president went big, bold and liberal. Just watch how 38year veteran of the senate, republican orrin hatch, reacted to the president s tax plans. And lets close the loopholes that lead to inequality by allowing the top one percent to avoid paying taxes on their accumulated wealth. We can use that money to help more families pay for childcare and send their kids to college. From the mid term elections were casas territorious for democrats. Republicans hold mainly majorities in both houses the senate and houthi. House. In light of the g. O. P. Majority are the president s tax proposals serious policies or unserious posturing . Carney . I think you have to see it as setting the stage fo
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