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[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] yes, all right! yes! let not your be troubled. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest. She has witnessed more fights than a cashier at a waffle house , charlie! [cheering and applause] greg: if it seems like he is judging you, that s his job, comedian vince august! [cheering and applause] greg: her husband tried to convince her that talking is bad for the baby. New york times bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: and you need sir edmund hillary to see if he has dandruff. New york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] all right all right, all right. Before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg leftovers! greg: it is leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will by joe a pager from one of our jewish friends in tel aviv. [laughter] greg: te
He still easily beat mitt romney. So i would guess that the Harris Campaign understands that as good as things went last night, the race is far from over. There is still time. The polling we have is within the margin of error in all of the key states. We have a modern Tutrition Dating back to kennedy. It hat matters, the biden debate determined the race. We like the idea of two people going back and forth. On tiktok people have been resurfacing the old debates and they look calmer and more respectful now compared to what trump has done in lowering the bar. Our colleagues are mengsing a 9 11 memorial event. There is a line from a country song, the line from the gutter to you aint up. And we have people look at the reality of what we have been through. And then trump at the debate, obviously shows these problems. The other thing i was thinking of. We try to make sure we Fact Check and go to the source on msnbc. I have had cory ledowsky, steven miller, i had Steven Bannon back in the day.
Right now i am in washington for the Congressional Black Caucus legislative conference while the Harris And Trump campaigns are fanned out over the Battleground States as the president ial campaign enters into its next phase after this weeks debate. Vice president harris running mate, governor Tim Walz is making the stop in Superior Wisconsin as we speak. Trumps vp pick, j. D. Vance, was in North Carolina earlier today. In the meantime in springfield, ohio, members of the haitian community are scheduled to hold an Emergency Meeting at this hour after their small town was thrust into the national spotlight. It was at the debate on Tuesday Night. While more than 67 Million americans tuned into the night, trump claimed without evidence that migrants were eating the towns cats and dogs, repeating races rumors amplified by his rightwing followers, including right Wing Influencer lower Laura Loomer who has been traveling the trump for days. As a result haitian parents are fearing their child